Come on stroke!
They’ve been saying shit like this for years. Horrible people live far, far too long.
Pretty sure I remember reading this exact headline during trump1. It’s wishful thinking at best.
Apparently the the trick to longevity is alcohol sobriety with a healthy variety of amphetamines and fast food.
Despite these concerns, the White House physician, Captain Sean Barbabella, issued a clean bill of health in April, stating Trump “exhibits excellent cognitive and physical health.”
Oh, right. The same people who covered up how close to death Reagan was after a pedophile shot him.
“He’s a guy who’s subsisted off of McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried Chicken and well done steaks for a very long time,” he said. “He is not a healthy guy.”
This is it for me. Well done steaks? Medium rare, ride or die. Let’s go!
well done steaks
It’s like he’s good a being a monster in every capacity possible. Probably asks for the ketchup bottle at 4-star dining while he’s at it.
Regan, Trump, Biden, Trump.
Oh great - President Vance then. 🤮🤮🤮
At least you wont die of a temper tantrum global nuclear war.
Congrats, this “titanic” we’re on will now sink just a teeny tiny bit slower… (talking about climate-change denialism) 🫠
I reckon Vance has the potential to be a lot more volatile and cruel than Trump. Trump’s just a greedy, dumb arsehole that says whatever he thinks will make him a buck. Vance creeps me the fuck out, and his rich mates are no better.
Vance is smarter and more youthful than Trump. He’s backed by technocrats. I find him insufferable. I hope his base does too should he ever get his hands on the presidency because he has the potential to be more dangerous than Trump.
People say this but I really question what your standards of hitting bottom is. I also wonder just how much you’re following the court cases Donald is losing and how much they are holding the gate. Or what exactly congressional purse strings are being held
Trump’s volatility is unpredictable and random because he is in decline. He has no loyalty. And he’s a giant blow hard
He doesn’t show up to meetings he himself said he’s in and loses focus.
the DOJ are facing losing their bar and bucking back at Donald now. Donald doesnt have to care cuz he’s circling the drain and trying to take everyone down with him.
And Mike Johnson and Steve miller are absolutely trying to take advantage of Donald’s dementia.
So please describe to me in detail how much worse Vance is going to be. Tell me your greatest fear and Vance’s strategy to punch through where a dementia riddled blow hard hasn’t been able to this past 4 months without facing the same risk of impeachment and/or held in contempt at every step.
I mean the Dude balked at Greenland calling it too cold and looked completely confused on what he was supposed to do there to ‘take it over’… no one answered their door.
And you’re scared of this guy?
Same way I’m scared of a toddler with a loaded gun. He might seem like a gormless twat now, but give him unfettered power, like Trump is setting him up for, and I reckon he’ll go completely mental.
HE ‘S LITERALLY SENDING PEOPLE TO DEATH CAMPS. children are literally starving to death. Did you not notice because the skin sent to the death camps was brown with tats?
He’s been trying to reduce power of congress and take anyone off the streets regardless of citizenship to send to a gulag.
This has been happening all well before TACO.
You need to bring your standards up WAY higher than they are right now if this is all happening right under your nose and your just sitting there thinking he wasn’t already mental.
vance is also a lot younger
is he gonna want to live in a bunker for the rest of his like? zero sunlight, cramped af living space?
Dude is so uncharasmatic and useless and weird, if the US government went underdergound in a bunker, he’d get coup’ed by some general on the first night. he has no power if the country falls apart due to nukes.
If nuclear war happens. The “leaders” of the countries are no longer leaders, each bunker would just become an independent state with their commander as a warlord.
And then you’ve gotta deal with ghouls and deathclaws and suchlike. It’s a bloody shambles!
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I wouldn’t put it past any of them. They’re all psycho incompetent batshit crazy afaik
I dont think it would solve the overall issue the US has, tho it would be not the worst thing to happen
Wait. You’re telling me that people in their late 70s early 80s don’t make for great presidents??
No way. 😐
Very much depends on the individual.
No it doesn’t. At that age no one should be in a place of high power.
Bernie Sanders on his deathbed still makes a better president than whatever-the-fuck we got now. (As long as he doesn’t get a “Fetterman” stroke, even then, the Progressive, hopefully younger, VP can take over)
Joe Biden stepped down knowing he wouldn’t be able to service as president due to his health and age.
Bernie Sanders on his deathbed most definitely would not make a better president than Trump because he’d be dying.
What kind of ridiculous logic is that?
I’m glad you don’t like Trump I don’t like Trump either but replacing him with another old white guy isn’t the solution.
I love Bernie. He’s a lovable dude. That seems to be the sole reason he keeps getting elected. He’s in his eighties, and despite all his lovely words and many, many years in politics, what actual tangible improvements to American life has he actually been instrumental in achieving? Because it looks pretty light on the ground to me. His time has probably passed.
It does though. And increasingly this will change with time such that human ages skew older, so I will remain flexible on that number when it comes to who I think is capable of holding various offices.
I remember a Ted Talk, and this was probably 15 years ago, where the presenter claimed that the first person to live to 200 was alive ‘right now’. There was no mention of what kind of person would need to cling to life above all else to be willing to undergo such treatments, and how much wealth and power they could accumulate in that time. I’m sure it’ll be fine.
For the parasitic idle rich, they typically set up foundations and the like to shelter their wealth for their descendants. Not sure it will be all that much different in the wealth accumulation. I’m sure there will be many, many broad societal changes if people start living a whole lot longer. No question about that.
Some fare better than others. But anyone in the 70s to 80s is at such a higher risk of some event that takes them out of commission than usual and we have over 60 million people to look at, surely we don’t have to settle for people that have a risk of disrupting the office.
It really doesn’t at that age. Let the old folks rest, for fuck’s sake.
But why though? If someone is still good at the job, there is no reason for them to take up shuffleboard and golf and retire, in my view. Not unless they want to.
Also, I still contend all this pearl-clutching over the number of times someone has been around the sun will not age all that well, ironically.
If there is minimum age limit to become president, then why is there no maximum age limit? This is gerontocracy at best.
Somewhere in between wasting away in a retirement home, and running one of the most heavily armed nations on Earth, there’s probably a happy medium to keep them occupied if they so desire. I know I wouldn’t want to still be working at that age. I can barely tolerate it now.
That was the idea.
Trump dies in office, JD Vance is sworn is an President
I want him to fall into the pits of hell, but before he does, his scorched, cheeto dust fingers breech the surface one last time to curl around Vance’s pant leg, dragging him down with him.
The problem is that he’s always been a stupid, self-important blowhard that tells rambling, pointless stories, so his incoherence is less pronounced. Biden, for all his faults, was a great orator and debator, even around 2016 to 2018, so his drop-off in the last five years was a stark shift.
Wish all you want that Trump preferably dies soon but it doesn’t matter. He is merely the punching bag and front for the real rulers: the oligarchs. They will only prop up someone else as the fall guy, while they steal every fibre, life and soul of everything they touches.
I can’t wait for corporate fascism! Enclave when?! /s
But seriously, America wants to speedrun to corporate fascism (Thiel and Musk are accelerationists after all). But even without this speed running, corpo-fascism is only the logical conclusion of America’s deranged obsession and worshipping of capitalism.
Stroke! Stroke! That or a McDouble widowmaker heartattack Supreme.
This timeline would be so crazy if trump has a Reverse-Fetterman stroke.
How many of us is he going to drag to hell with him?
That Billy Squier song is gonna get a shit ton of hits here soon I hope
Vance 2026. It’s not a good outcome but it’s the best I can hope for.
I guess it’ll be true eventually if you keep saying it every month.
