Depending on State, a small enough engine on a bicycle doesn’t count as a motor vehicle.

I’d be more worried about losing all my body heat. Even with a tent you still need heaters.

No, that’s just monotheism. All “pagan” gods are Satan to these mouth breathers.

My only regret is that I can’t smash one because was never stupid enough to trust these things to begin with.

It’s how I quit smoking.

You’re gonna need a provision for people who don’t have an income.

Maybe, but I never said anyone should reveal their identities and places of residence to the public. In fact consider should do that because that would be illegal.

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Put all these creepy bastards on a publicly viewable list.

Yeah but you forgot that we live in a world of very short term thinking. The must noticable expressions i are how politicians plan election-to-election and business think quarter-to-quarter and year-over-year. We all do it though. It feeds into credit nightmares for everyone. If people are asked “do you want to/ can you pay $1,000 right now or $120 monthly for 10 months” most will (usually by necessity) take the second option. Now blow that up into the millions for infrastructure. Thus a road that’ll last 500 years become a replac- it-every-50-years problem.

Oh man I remember that brief era lol

Needs more conveyor belts.

I mean they were going to set fire to the statue no matter what, because religion is stupid.

You can build damn near anything to last a thousand years. Nobody wants to pay for it though, and I mean can you blame them? If you increase the price by an order of magnitude people are going to get cranky.

Translation: we’ve been snooping on all of your chats and you didn’t reference 6 or 7 in sequence more than is statistically likely due sometime currently over 18 years in age.

Yep, but at least there’s cookies. They cost $11 each.

Reply with an invoice for €1 million.

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You thought Trump would pay you too, huh? The line for that complaint is already out the door and around the corner. It’s cold out so wear a sweater.