Oh course he did. Anybody who believes these assholes is living like a tick somewhere on the crook/asshole sliding scale.

Where else am I gonna get my daily recommended dose of Vitamin P?

He needs to step up his facial hair game. That goatee shames his ancestors.

I was going to say just look out the window and see if the lights in the neighborhood are on, but then I remembered that sometimes blackouts happened during the day. I would feel stupid if 99% of blackouts near me happened in the evening or night.

So Army or Marines?

You gotta give the camera the bug eyes. Go full-on Kash Patel of you can.

It’s always the ones you would most suspect.

That’s like Stephen Miller any time he has to fake normal human conversation.

They said cake; they did not specify good cake.

If they could kick in your door and take away your DVDs, they would. Fuck em, pirate away.

Nothing broke - the capitalist system is working exactly as designed. We’re just not the tiny sliver of the populace that benefits from it.

Oh your job has to let you take time off - they do not, however, have to pay you. You have to use PTO (paid time off, aka sick & vacation days) if you want pay for the days you’re off doing just duty. Because America is a capitalist hell.

The eggs and beans dude, obviously.

Practically speaking it would be better to eat it before going in so that you’re digestive system can do its thing. That means to to 24 hours in advance. So like dinner and breakfast before heading in should prime the system nicely.

Archaic example.

Truth: during the middle ages doctors believed that disease was caused by miasma, or “bad air,” and that by breathing it in could cause illness.

Fact: Disease was caused by microorganisms, which spread by vectors such as insect bites, coughing and sneezing, and contaminated drinking water, among others.

I would pay to see that happen. On video, not in person.

Easy there Tucker.

Who cares about the market, I want to see the reviews and maybe read a chapter before I go shell out $20 for it.

If ‘R’ is pronounced ‘arr’ then is ‘Я’ pronounced "rra’?