Translation: Stupid Americans Vote For Felon Rapist Traitor To Increase Cost Of Living

As a help desk worker, I am starting to get tired of Microsoft’s bullshit.

Try something new and it doesn’t work out? Fine. That’s reasonable.

But can we stop breaking what was already working?

You’re onto something here.

I guess we could stack the rich on top of each other. That way we wouldn’t even have to modify the guillotine. We’d just have to make sure the blade is extra sharp.

More heads require more guillotines.