Combining French snobbery with Linux snobbery could set off some kind of chain reaction.

How soon until Quebec joins the Bloc de L’nux?

He’s just trying to find the shrine that lets him de-age seven years.

Melanie looks like she’s being held at gunpoint.

forced rewrite of the constitution

Military dictatorships, famous for their commitment to balance, fairness, and term limits

needless bothsiderism

The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.

~ Julius Nyerere, a Tanzanian politician, anti-colonial activist, political theorist, and Russian botfarm

Beep Beep

you need 2/3rds of the senate to remove him

Caeser was removed with far less

When will this idea die?

The same day “leftists never vote” does, presumably.

Stop wasting time on idiots and people happily guzzling propaganda.

Politicians chase the voters they want.

Start planning a campaign with SIMPLE SLOGANS

Wow, brilliant. Have you considered doing this for a living?

That’s what my government tells me

Or deep on the hook for the O&G industry.

Israel is basically a military outpost for the US in the middle east.

Sitting politicians have described it as our biggest aircraft carrier.

No no no. China is Fake News. They don’t even make cars. If they made cars, I would have seen Chinese cars driving around in America.

“China Battery!” typically trips everyone’s “Fake News! Evil Company! Communists Killed 100 Billion People!” alarm

The way to safer is to reduce the amount of cars.

Hersey! Blasphemy! Unamerican!

Ah, so they’ve already exploded, thus rendering them safe for use.

Democrats will take office on Jan 2nd and announce the need to compromise with Moderate Republicans about three days later. They’ll pass enormous bailouts for the tech industry, a marginally increased spending package for ICE and the Pentagon, a massive tax cut plan for middle class people with over $40k in auto loans, the Joe Manchin Memorial Coal Energy Independence Act, and then advance the “Act to Declare Donald Trump a Naughty Boy” which… gosh darnit… we just can’t get it out of committee because we don’t have the votes!

Nonetheless, Democrats will declare that they outsmarted Trump, by tricking him into signing the “Make Israel Great Again” Act. And we’ll hit a bipartisan consensus on adding antisemites to the concentration camps. Also, Elon Musk will be given a trillion dollars, in a bag, out the back of the Capital Building. Please don’t ask how or why.

I will be called a Russian bot for predicting this.

That won’t do anything to avoid scammers.