I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I’ve ever actually watched it.
Same, but I didn’t watch it even more this time. :)
I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I ever even knew this was a yearly broadcast?
Well, hey, at least this year, I learned that it’s even a thing, so this time I did not watch intentionally.
Should’ve been even lower.
It was possibly offset by Magats that had never watched before tuning in just due to Trump s involvement
Or doomwatchers who wanna witness the fire
Well…we found out that some people like all THAT jazz.
Wouldn’t watch because of the proven sex offender and 34 count felon. Also wouldn’t watch because I won’t give eyes to CBS these days.
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Not that he actually would but this is my fantasy world and not yours!
The channel run by intellectual and moral failure Bari Weiss isn’t attracting more viewers? 😲
we are all gonna get sued by trump
If I for whatever reason get dragged to a courtroom for not watching whatever this was, I’m going to just pretend like I’ve never heard of him.
“Why didn’t you watch donald trump?”
“I’m not a babysitter.”
“What?”
“You asked why I didn’t watch Donald. I have never taken a job as a babysitter.”
“Why would you need to be a babysitter?”
“You’re the one asking why I didn’t watch some kid”
“I’m asking why you didn’t watch the president of the united states”
“Why would the president need a babysitter? I thought you needed to be 35 to be elected”
“Look. I am asking why you didn’t watch president donald trump on tv”
“Who?”
“DONALD TRUMP!”
“Never heard of him.”
I figure he’d get no joy from sueing me if I refuse to recognize him. His whole thing is getting attention. He would be furious that I’ve paid so little attention to him that I never heard of him.
“Wait wait wait, they elected the TV reality guy to be president?..ohhhh, you got me, you got me good. Haha, yes, very funny… seriously though, why am I here?”
This has the same, if not better, energy of “I’ve never heard of a potato” and I absolutely love it
They’ll gavel ur butt mate.
jokes on them
