If I for whatever reason get dragged to a courtroom for not watching whatever this was, I’m going to just pretend like I’ve never heard of him.
“Why didn’t you watch donald trump?”
“I’m not a babysitter.”
“What?”
“You asked why I didn’t watch Donald. I have never taken a job as a babysitter.”
“Why would you need to be a babysitter?”
“You’re the one asking why I didn’t watch some kid”
“I’m asking why you didn’t watch the president of the united states”
“Why would the president need a babysitter? I thought you needed to be 35 to be elected”
“Look. I am asking why you didn’t watch president donald trump on tv”
“Who?”
“DONALD TRUMP!”
“Never heard of him.”
I figure he’d get no joy from sueing me if I refuse to recognize him. His whole thing is getting attention. He would be furious that I’ve paid so little attention to him that I never heard of him.
“Wait wait wait, they elected the TV reality guy to be president?..ohhhh, you got me, you got me good. Haha, yes, very funny… seriously though, why am I here?”
If I for whatever reason get dragged to a courtroom for not watching whatever this was, I’m going to just pretend like I’ve never heard of him.
“Why didn’t you watch donald trump?”
“I’m not a babysitter.”
“What?”
“You asked why I didn’t watch Donald. I have never taken a job as a babysitter.”
“Why would you need to be a babysitter?”
“You’re the one asking why I didn’t watch some kid”
“I’m asking why you didn’t watch the president of the united states”
“Why would the president need a babysitter? I thought you needed to be 35 to be elected”
“Look. I am asking why you didn’t watch president donald trump on tv”
“Who?”
“DONALD TRUMP!”
“Never heard of him.”
I figure he’d get no joy from sueing me if I refuse to recognize him. His whole thing is getting attention. He would be furious that I’ve paid so little attention to him that I never heard of him.
“Wait wait wait, they elected the TV reality guy to be president?..ohhhh, you got me, you got me good. Haha, yes, very funny… seriously though, why am I here?”
This has the same, if not better, energy of “I’ve never heard of a potato” and I absolutely love it
They’ll gavel ur butt mate.
jokes on them