Unsinkable 2 got me
Definitely the best.
To be fair though, for all we know unsinkable 1 didn’t sink but blew up or something.
It hit an iceberg.
Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.
That’s the one I don’t get.
*Cirrhosis of the liver
Cirrhosis is what happens to your liver if you drink too much

Years ago in a Devon fishing village
I worked for a marina when I was a
childteenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat namedC:[ESC]

Pier pressure Is my favorite
I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.
This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day
I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.
Myoobs ? I’m lost
It reads Whoops when you flip.
Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.
They’re all great except the last one. The “Cirrhosis” one went over my head but I looked it up, it’s excellent. The last one, “aqua holic”, isn’t a dad joke unless I’m missing something.
Being an aquaholic can lead to cirrhosis of the river.
I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
My dad’s friend had a boat named the “Oy Vey”
what does it mean ?
It’s just a Yiddish phase meaning something like oh, crap or ay yi yi.
Should’ve been oy bay.
Where’s “wet dream”?
Should’a been “Wood Knot”, or even “Wood Naut”.









