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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Dadboats rule

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Dadboats rule

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/64461862

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    Unsinkable 2 got me

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      Definitely the best.

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        It hit an iceberg.

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    Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.

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      That’s the one I don’t get.

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        *Cirrhosis of the liver

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        Cirrhosis is what happens to your liver if you drink too much

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    Years ago in a Devon fishing village

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        It reads Whoops when you flip.

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    Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.

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