cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world/p/2367535/the-new-apple-watch-will-use-microphone-and-other-sensors-to-generate-ai-recaps-of-your
Their Israeli R&D center hard at work
I don’t need recaps; I was literally there.
You will once you’ve got permanent brain fog from super Covid.
Oh great, now we’re all going to have to buy voice modulators that interject some kind of patterned noise that scrambles audio recording. Just like those masks that interfere with video.
The privacy arms race has begun.
In a decade we’ll all be wearing privacy helmets.
Wait, that sounds kind of cool actually.
Daft punk was ahead of their time
Huuuuuuuuumaaaan !!!
“I have nothing to hide, not even the private conversation happening next to me”
Who is dumb enough to think they want or need this? We’re all aware that this is just more data collection, right?
You would be surprised. Perhaps astonished. Certainly dismayed.
/google anything like how to partition a drive in Linux/
/bunch of minutes-long videos appear/
nah. we will cry when when see how many humans think this is cool
Coming soon! The iWatch U
Since we’re headed headfirst for a dystopian world of social credid and whatnot, I’m gonna invest in sarcasm.
Is this even legal in the eu?
It will be with the right bribes
Its not doing anything with my day. Don’t have one, don’t want one.
Do you ever leave your house? If so then yes this does directly affect you, other people wear them and will do so around you.
3 seconds of conversation with the cashier isn’t much of a recap of my day.
is this for people with Alzheimers? do people not remember what they did through the day or need more granuality? took a shit vs took a shit fron 9:05:47 to 9:35:48 vs did i shit today ?
09:05:47: You lifted the lid of the toilet 09:05:49: You dropped your shorts and underpants 09:06:04: Your butt cheeks made contact with the toilet seat 09:06:07: You activated your iPhone 09:06:09: You opened ShitTok on your iPhone 09:06:15: You realised that nothing was forthcoming and that there must be a clog in your colon 09:06:23: You began straining 09:06:24: You exclaimed: "Arrrrgh, shift you nobbly bastard!" 09:06:40: Your pulse and blood pressure reached dangerously elevated levels 09:06:44: The crap clog finally passed your sphincter 09:06:45: The 'bomb bay doors opened' and a satisfying torrent of last night's now-digested burrito gushed out 09:06:51: The flow of yesterday's bean, cheese, and pork 'al pastor' eases 09:06:55: You sighed with relief and reached for the TPWho wouldn’t want that in their life?
They’re so fucking desperate to find any use of this technology…
I just use a Garmin and gadget bridge. I don’t bother connecting it to the internet or using it to look at text messages.
I have a fenix 6 and honestly it’s totally worth it. I plan to actually get whatever the new one is so I can ditch having a phone all the time. (call/sms/sat/gps)
Gadget bridge does have that functionality though.
I have a Garmin Instinct 3 but not familiar with gadget bridge. Need to look into that.
I wonder what goes through these designers’ minds
No thanks
