Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.

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  • I actively enjoy being a polite and considerate driver.

    If you’re not in a 2024+ Tesla there’s every chance I’ll let you out, buddy. I use my turn signals every damned time. On country roads I leave a big gap between me and the vehicle in front in case someone wants to overtake and needs to pull in. I move to the side of the lane when motorbikes are coming up from behind me and make sure to leave space for them to pull in too. I let trucks out if one’s trying to overtake another. If someone’s tailgating me, I pull over and let them past, imagining they’re a bomb disposal tech heading to a school for blind orphans to save those poor kids. “God speed, you crazy bomb whisperer!”

    Life is good.













  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uktoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldLegs
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    9 days ago

    Not to mention that arms and walking sticks aren’t legs! I mean, come on!

    The riddle should have gone: “What crawls on his hands and knees when he is a baby, walks on two legs when he is a grown man, and requires the assistance of one or more walking sticks when he is an old man?”

    Now, that is a proper riddle!