Hossenfeffer
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
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Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Have you noticed an uptick in drivers who are aggressive, rude, or just plain bad over the past few years?English
11·4 days agoI actively enjoy being a polite and considerate driver.
If you’re not in a 2024+ Tesla there’s every chance I’ll let you out, buddy. I use my turn signals every damned time. On country roads I leave a big gap between me and the vehicle in front in case someone wants to overtake and needs to pull in. I move to the side of the lane when motorbikes are coming up from behind me and make sure to leave space for them to pull in too. I let trucks out if one’s trying to overtake another. If someone’s tailgating me, I pull over and let them past, imagining they’re a bomb disposal tech heading to a school for blind orphans to save those poor kids. “God speed, you crazy bomb whisperer!”
Life is good.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Give me your best 3 song playlist for waking up my teenager for school.English
1·5 days agoHere Comes the War - New Model Army
One Step Closer - Linkin Park
Baby Shark (10 Hours) - some random maniac on the interwebs
Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinionsEnglish
2·5 days agoI’m a Chinese lepidopterist. Checkmate, atheist!
It’s a caaaaaaaaaaaat.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What did you think you would never see and are disappointed every time you see it?English
11·5 days agoPost-Brexit Britain

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Suppose the last movie you saw and the last videogame you played had a crossover. What would that world look like?English
1·5 days agoPoker with special jokers and special forces snipers.
I too love the British Broadcasting Corporation.
“Press play on tape one.”
Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What loot would you drop upon defeat?English
4·8 days agoNothing so thrilling as a purple wisp. More like a lumpy, grey ooze.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What loot would you drop upon defeat?English
11·8 days agoEnnui.
Not to mention that arms and walking sticks aren’t legs! I mean, come on!
The riddle should have gone: “What crawls on his hands and knees when he is a baby, walks on two legs when he is a grown man, and requires the assistance of one or more walking sticks when he is an old man?”
Now, that is a proper riddle!
Grew up in Galloway. It’s the rest of you who are accenting wrong.
What are the baboons flanging?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukto
Technology@lemmy.world•Reddit stock tumbles the most on record as lack of new AI deals, US daily users metric disappointsEnglish
2·15 days agoFourth, the corporate team’s decision making is bad enough to be harmful / fatal in and of itself. It’s sheer luck they’ve done as well as they have this long. Corporate is not only the worst enemy of users and communities, they’re also their own worst enemy. It’s so bad that if one of them was a competitor or adversary that had infiltrated the company in a covert operation to destroy it or gum it up, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.
Nah, they just had different goals to what you thought they had.
Did they, personally, make fuck-you-money out of reddit?
Yes, they did.








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