There’s a buttload of puns in this thread.
Squatting over the side of the starting-podium and blasting a ten thousand PSI shitstream into the shark infested waters is the only winning strategy, Jesse. Don’t be brave.
They call that “chuming the waters”
“Thanks, Chum!” - the sharks
On national TV? That’s being brave.
You’re gonna want to wear nose plugs and goggles for when you fall into that pool.
If they’re going to televise you going for a shit, might as well shit right where you stand.
…or a shitshow…
Number 2 show in the country.
And when it comes to number 2, they’re number 1!
Butt, it has the highest ratings of any tv show on right now!
Takeshi’s Toilette
Right you are, Ken!
A (s)hit show.
Came here to make this comment
Welcome to the poop pool
Please don’t let Mr beast find this…
I hope you put lots of chlorine in that water
Just use the pool, all drains go to the same place.
Also if that’s the only toilet, he’s going to finally get there and find an audience member there who finished their businesses long ago, but is sitting there doom scrolling tiktocs until their feet go numb.
Hey! Who made a comic of my reoccuring dream?!
so you just film life in the county jail when a suburban dude with anxiety is nabbed for a traffic violation and has to shit in front of 20 observers after he tried to hold it in for three nights?
if only “reality TV” were that real and entertaining.
Ninja Warrior: Skid Row
This is a show about electoral politics.
