Fuck him, disrupt baby!
No rest for billionaires.
They could all wear red clown noses, and just fill the streets. Everyone they see is wearing a red Bozo the Clown nose.
Also, Bozo lost his perfectly lovely wife because he’s a fucking monster. And, now, he has that thing standing next to him. I suppose it is more fitting to the monster Bozo has become.
He just likes the power to pay to make his wife look how he wants
He WANTS that? If I had that kind of money, I’d at least want someone who is pretty.
To rich people, the more work done equates to higher beauty, no matter how bad it is. It’s almost as if they have no idea what actually looks good. If it costs a lot, it must be the best.
Valid. They want people to look at them and not think they look beautiful, they want people to think “that looks like an expensive face.”
Those people always look like lizards going mach 3 without a helmet.
How is it that both of them look animatronic?
Billionaires are not human
She looks like a melted gelfling
She looks like the reference for the captured goblin lady in Baldurs Gate 3.
I doooooooooo
Honey lets go get married in the city we actively help drown
I mean… just look at them… 😲 Is this the life that’s supposed to be the goal we should all be striving for? Look at those frozen, plastic faces. The soulless eyes. It’s like they’re just screaming silently inside. HOW IS ANY OF THIS A GOAL?!? This is why money frightens me.
Because capitalism bad. Truly, it’s not the way.
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Will there be a Luigi?
In Italy? Chance in a million!
Can we just tow them both beyond the environment?
Ok, good point. Will there be a Dave, then?
Bella ciao bella ciao bella ciao ciao ciao
This reminds me of the 1943 plot to slightly bend all of Hitler’s coat hangers.
This sounds like a Monty Python skit.
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age, or aesthetics are irrelevant, the issue is they are greedy creatures who rely in unimaginable human suffering to have more unimaginable wealth than any human can comprehend
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They Live
they just want to be gods on earth,
A show of fealty. Anyone invited who doesn’t show up will possibly lose out in the future. It’s not something they have to do, but something they can force onto other people.
He’s marrying a woman who looks like a faulty Chinese sex doll. Let him be. Hell regret soon enough.
Nah, fuck him.
Damn. The Italians (and Americans) need to take protesting pointers from the French.
Remember when Parisians shit in the seine river en masse to protest holding water events in it?
This was… Checks watch… Less than a year ago.
And it was … checks notes… not more effective
It was some good meme though
TIL that this wedding that I heard about quite a while ago hasn’t actually happened yet. The context of the news story on it was how outrageously expensive it is.
Imagine being so rich and choosing that as your mate , voluntarily. Idfu
Theoretically, let’s say, bozo the clown is sitting in a gondola floating through Venice, and someone on the rooftop above has a large steel net and at each corner is a very heavy weight.
How heavy would those weights need to be when the net is thrown over the canal, to drag the gondola and occupant to the bottom of the canal?
BOZO AIN’T EVEN S’POSED TA BE HERE
Assuming the chains are thrown as to divide the weight evenly across the gondola, guessing the combined weight would need to exceed the total weight capacity of the gondola.
Google tells me gondolas have a weight limit of 6 adults weighing 105kg each, guessing Bezos and his inflatable sex doll fiancee weigh a bit less than that so you’d need probably 450kg worth of weights to drag the whole thing down.
However, being more strategic, you could probably be more efficient on weight if you were to put most of the weight on one side so as to drag just one end of the gondola into the water. The Billionaires fall in and get dragged under by the weight, the gondolier may have a chance to escape.
It’s very likely that a gondola can actually hold double the weight it is rated for.
