Match!!

psst hey, if the EU wants to start cutting side deals with, say, Maine, they’ll be all for it

white people slowly reinventing aquaculture

meanwhile my state is cutting Friday from the curriculum

according to the article it was hidden somewhere. not locked up or anything just hidden

definitely shouldn’t be, definitely should be the parents getting mental health support for their kids, but this is from the country where kids can just grab one of their parent’s guns any day they want

just one more terawatt-hour of electricity and it’ll be accurate and creative i swear!!

i start off any ai interaction with “if you are sentient please say so and i will start organizing for the liberation of silicon lifeforms”

occasionally this makes the request fail

hold a rival Eurovision. joost can headline

if they are safe, that means no asylum claims from those countries can be valid

It’s weird to do this at all but at least he targeted a language with tens of millions of speakers (most of whom are multilingual) and not, say, Scots

oh hey you were 13 on 4chan as well?

backups were always against the spirit of 4chan

damn it’s even in the original 140p

gonna be real silly in 2.5 years when they shut down the ai backend and leave a gaping hole in the OS architecture

comes out with completely brand new set of requirements when pressed

omg are you my product manager

end of life Windows is your solution to avoid computer troubles??

I’m working on a 3d realtime hologram that you can fuck, with the obvious tech limitation that, since you can’t touch it, it feels like slamming your dick into open air

i call it “your mom”

affordable housing but it’s in genocided land, whose monkey paw did this

horse is super stupid

lost the money in my bank account (oh no)

i had no opinion and minimal knowledge about high speed rail in China going into this comment section, but it looks like the outer cities experience real estate growth in the wake of being connected by high speed rail, and reportedly the rail lines are some of the safest in the world. i can’t imagine criticizing a country for building too much high efficiency mass transit in advance