Ok religious people. What other signs does God need to send?
A rainbow appearing in the sky over Dublin on the day that Ireland voted to legalize same-sex marriage? A tornado destroying the house of Rep. Joe Harding, who authored the infamous “Don’t Say Gay” bill in Florida?
I don’t know how much clearer He can get!
Plague of locusts? Blood raining down? Him literally getting struck by lightening?
I would like the later. It would be hilarious.
The mistake you are making is assuming religious people are capable of logic, reasoning, or changing their minds. God himself could appear and tell them they are wrong and they wouldn’t believe it, because their existing beliefs are a forgone conclusion. They did not arrive at them by reason or logic and they will not be moved by reason or logic.
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Sure would be nice if the media would stop just repeating his bullshit at face value.
“celebrating 250 years of the U.S. military…” Fuck off. Trump doesn’t give a shit about the military. He wants a show for himself on his birthday. They should make that perfectly clear each and every time instead of just repeating whatever inane bullshit hillbilly barbie says at the podium.
Sing it with me folks!
To be fair, the headline of this article did literally call it a birthday parade.
And then immediately afterwards frame it as the United States 250th birthday. Shenanigans.
He’s just afraid, guys. And chickening out, as usual. Pass the word
T.A.C.O. Trump
Trump Always Chickens Out Trump
If he was nicer, the Democrats could use their weather machine to give him nice weather on his birthday, but he’s been a big meanie lately, so it’s rain for HitlerPig’s birthday.
Maybe he ahould ask Bibi if he can have those Jewish Space Lasers burn away the mean thunder clouds.
Praise the chemtrails!
But don’t worry, they’ve already spent tens of millions of dollars just to get to this point before cancelling.
First thought: I hope it gets canceled
Second thought: go ahead and do it, and let Trump wave a flag on top of the biggest float
He’s the guy who looked directly at the eclipse, so yeah, he’d probably do that, too.
So the message is our military can’t perform in th3 rain. Is USPS the last great government force?
To be fair they stated they didn’t want to have an audience out in lightning.
Whatever the case, calling off such festivities is what I’d like to happen anyway. His stupid birthday parade not happening would be a good outcome.
In his mind he’s probably worried that the low turnout would be bad press for him.
You know, rather than concern for the safety of the attendees.
Especially since the nationwide and global protests are going to continue regardless
Bets on Donnie forcing it to go ahead anyway?
Well, the last few wars have been in deserts
TACO of his own parade
Yeah right. Probably cancelling it because he doesn’t want people to show up and ruin his dick-tator moment by protesting.
Then again Diaper Don doesn’t like rain cleaning off his nasty orange makeup and getting in his rats nest.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s more afraid of an embarassingly small crowd more than protestors.
The crowd is going to be huge, it just isn’t going to be supportive.
That is exactly it, he is visualizing all the protestors lined up along the route.
There’s a good chance that there will be more protesters than supporters. That would be beautiful.
It’s a scenario that could lead to absolute disaster(for them, it would be great for us)
National Guard, Protesters, Police, with the chance that the NG lays their arms down or side with the protesters?
They’re shitting themselves nervous over it.
I’d be very surprised if anyone in uniform lays down arms and sides with protestors in this country.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/12/los-angeles-national-guard-troops-marines-morale
There’s a glimmer of hope that they would.
I’ve been reading stories about people growing disillusioned with Trump for almost a decade now and yet nothing ever changes.
There was a bit of a change on November 2020.
Not amongst his supporters. More people voted for him in 2020 than 2016.
I believe he hasn’t showered in years; he’s cleaned with baby wipes by slaves, hence everyone saying he’s so smelly.
He’s smelly because of having a Depends full of liquid shit at all times.
When he finally dies, they’re gonna have to use an acetylene torch to cut the diaper(s) off (my understanding is that it became too difficult to peel the soiled diapers off so they started just stacking them on top). They’ll have to count the layers to determine how long they’ve been like that.
Randy: “How can we tell how old a Donvict is, Mr. Leahy?”
Leahy: “Shit rings, Randy, shit rings”
Also that.
Honestly, probably worried about a bunch of armed people being there possibly to exercise their oath.
Lol fucking loser
Bday parade??? This is exactly the type of ego bs that dictators do. Have a quiet night in with the family you never see you psycho
Nah. Hold it anyway. Maybe we’ll get lucky and the clown prince will catch all his karma at once in the form of a lightning bolt.
Yes, but at the cost of long range visibility and wind, which I guess would only be a problem in certain specific circumstances.
We live in the future.
For 3 grand you can buy a smart scope that does all the trig for you. You tell it where you want to hit. Plug in the weight, barrel length, powder charge, etc. It does the math and gives you a firing solution.
Especially if we get him to fly the ceremonial kite.
Aww, did he lose his magic sharpie?
