Needs more “sir.”

So, a good start, then.

Suicide is always an option.

When the pendulum swings and Johnson is facing the people’s justice, remember this.

How is it possible to disrespect a dog-killer?

Hint: it’s not necessary and never will be.

One interpretation is that he was commissioned to write a bland moral guide for a young prince, but got all satirical and close to the bone.

Being all that they can be.

That style became popular because you could wear a gas mask with it and it wouldn’t leak.

He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.

He’s smelly because of having a Depends full of liquid shit at all times.

God is angry. Trump fears being struck by lightning.

Having a way to get to work on a bike without getting killed is definitely an incentive.

IF bribe_received: return (“Approved”)

They don’t even want the soap on a rope.

Why treat people with dignity when you can genocide them and grab all that real estate?

So what would cause lower-extremities weakness and urinary incontinence? More mini-strokes, perhaps?

Wait until they find out she’s against air pollution too. And cancer.

Brits: this is what will happen if you let Farage in.

Act now to prevent it.

“Being pushed out”-- of a helicopter?