A decent espresso machine is like $100.

Especially since the nationwide and global protests are going to continue regardless

They should comply by turning it all over printed, out of order, in several hundred unlabeled boxes

“Hi, Butterworth’s? I’d like to reserve a table for one, please. Any time you’re busy will do.”

Dead hanging upside down from a gas station awning would work just fine too

I live in that particularly odious senator’s state, and saw this on the bike trail yesterday.

Turns out drones really aren’t that expensive

I was actually thinking about this very thing last week driving across Costa Rica. Aside from ants and the occasional gnat/mosquito, we really saw very few insects across the country as a whole. So it’s a global phenomenon, and things are probably a lot worse then we realize and care to admit.

Ah, but only for normal plebs like you and me. If you fly private, you just show up at the hangar half an hour before takeoff and walk right in. TSA and waiting in the terminal are for peasants.

Less than an hour ago I was telling my wife I’m not sure if I should keep donating to my local public radio station as I no longer listen regularly.

Looks like it’s time to double my contributions.

I would love a list of these refugees so that we can properly welcome them to our communities. Names, photos, and addresses would be lovely.

What fucking losers, holy shit

Maybe try, I dunno, just supporting your daughter and watching her play the game?