Courtney (she/her/they)

Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I’m off to the cuddle puddle!

I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!

On the one hand, being friends with people who have severe chronic illnesses, and living with someone with progressively degeneraating mobility due to chronic illness, I can say with absolute certainty that after long enough of being laid down and mostly immobile, some of them absolutely COULD jump up out of bed on excitement and manage to walk the rest of the day. They will all pay for it for a week or more but neuro divergent people don’t all have the bet impulse control.

ON the other hand… FUCK grandpa Joe.

Lmao tell me you’ve never experienced cycling in any capacity outside a park or parking lot without telling me.

Give me a fucking bike lane or shut the fuck up, I’ve been literally forced off the road every single year I’ve been cycling since 15, I have been hit by cars more times than I can count, I have been hit with things thrown by cars, I have been hit by city busses, semis, and even fucking cops.

I wear hi vis clothing, my bike has lights front back and sides, at least one constant and one flashing in each direction. I leave 3ft between me and anything to my right, and am as far to the right as I can be without ILLEGALLY riding on the sidewalk

Where in the ABSOLUTE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GO

I really think avatar should have done a little more to show life for non benders.

We get a little bit here and there, but never really see “normal people who have to be on their toes around benders” kind of life outside of the single western lone-wanderer episode where Zuko left Iroh and was helped by an earth kingdom family, who then all turn on him when they find out he’s a fire bender for sure, claiming to be prince of the fire nation.

Damn that is a good episode…

But Imagine being a normal person going about your life when BAM half your house is gone because a teenager still wrangling with his abilities accidentally shot a boulder (not THE Boulder) through your front wall. Are the cops gonna do anything about it? Or are they gonna shrug and tell you they don’t have any benders on their payroll so nobody wants to risk getting sunk through the floor.

If give people on this tiny corner of the net have learned about it, surely across the planet there are thousands.

You might taking a funny meme too seriously though if you’re making a point about numbers…

They crave cuddles.

Who among us cannot say the same?

38.897384, -77.037375

Getting real tired of seeing cool art stuff and then they bury the leer with “check out the whole thing on twitter/insta/reddit” and if you bring up the issues with those platforms everyone trips over themselves to justify why their use of the neonazi-billionaire-pedo owned sites is justified…

Yeah, fuck that guy for not being born in a different place or having the socioeconomic standing to pack up their entire life and move to a better place. He deserves to be miserable for other people’s collective actions!

Bring back?

My random internet person, we enshrined it in our goddamn constitution. It never went away, we legalized it and constitutionally protected it in such a way that ensures it will never go away until the document on which it is written is burned along with the institution that created it.

There’s never going to be anything 2/3 of states agree on enough to change the constitution for again. Divisive politics and complicit media make sure of that.

I tend to recognize usernames I see at least once a day, if they’re phrases or words. Not if they’re like strings of random characters…

I thought I posted too much on my alt on another instance.

Glad I don’t see the username here, cause at least that means I wasn’t super annoying lmao

I think everyone here has already posted all the names I usually see.

There’s also stamets, though I haven’t seen them active in places I visit in awhile. Also a few users with custom names like Admiral Patrick or Riker Maneuver.

I’ve driven through quite a few cities around southern Ohio, and around but not through Columbus

it’s just not too popular where I tend to travel.

YET

I don’t even see a single elephant.

I’ve been carrying my own mesh device and in the 5 months I’ve had it hanging from my bag that goes everywhere… 3 devices seen lol

Pretty sure one was in someone else’s car on the highway since I’ve never found it again.

I love fucking up their data.

Haha, bitches I had no ovaries to begin with, and now you think I’m ovulating soon!

Mwahahaha :3

I was super excited to try it out, and after spending about a week binging it, I came to the conclusion I didn’t have fun playing it.

It did have a bit of a learning curve but once it clicks, you’re breezing along. It just didn’t fill my city building void.

This just in: Headlines differ when news is years apart! World in shambles. More at 11.

Crazy that nondescript general violence is happening with nobody in particular at fault.

it sure does seem like someone should step in and politely ask the violence to stop. Perhaps a strongly worded letter? Or more intense monitoring at least!

Sure buddy, you’re not lashing out at all in these comments and it doesn’t sound like a person with too much time at all.