No joke we have some in our family who are second cousins. They’re known as the inbreds.
it would have cost you nothing to not say that…
Misery loves company, I guess
And now we pay
Roll tide!
what in the Alabama
cousins
The turkey isn’t the only one that got holes stretched and stuffed to satisfy 12 people
NiceRoll tide
Incest is fucking relative!
It’s a game the whole family can play
Pun aside, on a socio-cultural and legal level yes it is relative, it all depends how far separated you are on the cousin tree and what is legally and culturally acceptable. Like in many Middle Eastern countries first cousin marriages is straight up normal and not considered incest.
It’s legal in a lot of states in the US
Sure but culturally it is a lot less normalized than in the Middle East.
so is child marriage in most states
Capitalism is legal in all states and territories.
Fucked up if true
They may not consider it incest, but it sure the fuck is.
Sure on a biological level
Is it? What makes it incest and at what distance does sex with a relative is no longer considered incest?
I’m not prepared to state that, but when your tree looks like a small diamond, that’s an issue.
Emirates even have to put bling in their genealogy? Where does it end?!
Wincest
It’s absolutely fucking not.
Puns are not your strongsuit.
Puns are my entire existence. Stop judging people based on 1 misinterpreted comment. Do you realize how much it hurts for you to think that I’m bad at puns?! 😢
Probably not as much as finding out your parents are cousins
They incest that that’s not the case.
strongsuit
Not a word, my dude.
Fucking gotem
And he hasnt even opened the frontspiece yet.
That’s a level of pedantry not even I would touch
God forbid! They forgot a space!
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It absolutely is fucking.
Yeah, maybe I should’ve gone with that joke instead.
You got wooshed :)
It’s you guys who got wooshed.
But to be fair I suspected that my joke wasn’t obvious enough.
I’m slow… Can I get a diagram, please?
Yes, of course. Here you go:
My cousin got a vasectomy. I’m basted and ready to be stuffed.
I think it’s fine then
Icks me out, but I can’t find any moral fault.
You just need hotter cousins
You’re tellin’ me. I couldn’t even keep it up.
I definitely get why it picks you out.imagine banging your cousin without one of your parents watching while you do it. Gross
That looks truly terrible
Plenty of shock value at the end
What happened to family values?
Jonathan and Fred stopped touring together.
I mean IDK if you’re both guys and you’re second cousins I heard it doesn’t even count and he agrees
I understand the circumstances, but maybe next time if you wait until you have your dominant hand available for typing, your post might be a little bit more coherent.
'Twas many years ago and the ensuing drama from being caught and him being left behind while the rest of his immediate family went back to Michigan, well, it’s not a particularly jerkable memory.
Oh, right, yeah, that’s quite the drama, and not in a good way. Hope it turned out OK in the end.
Deep South moment
Having sex with your cousin in a cold ditch ten minutes walk from the parents is definitely a vibe
That fivehead is on point.
Hapsburg forehead
It explains much
It’s a good big target
can you explain this to a brit
Typically the joke is that you escape family on Thanksgiving with your cousins to go on a walk and get high before returning. This twists it and adds incest
I didn’t know we were supposed to get high! We just got out of the family for a while
Sounds more like getting into them for a while tbh
I didn’t get high, I didn’t get laid… goddamn, how much of life did I miss?
Did you at least sneak a smirnoff ice out of the basement and share it on your walk?
I was supposed to get laid with my cousin, but then I didn’t get high
Now I’m uninvited to gatherings, and I know why.
Because I didn’t get high
Didn’t get high
Didn’t get hi-igh
It’s never too late to follow your dreams!
Went on the wrong walk
You have their number? Fuckin’ get after it
All of it
Wait, seriously? You guys didn’t realize that you were supposed to smoke weed on “the walk”? That’s hilarious.
The Royal family
But the tweet doesn’t even mention nonces
Incest isn’t ALWAYS pedophilia.
I meant the Royal Family are nonces. They’re incestous too, but that’s besides the point
Sure! Thanksgiving is principally a national holiday in the U.S. that traces its roots to religious and historical traditions from England, particularly during the early 17th century colonies in the New World.
It’s meant to be an autumn harvest holiday. The apocryphal story is that Puritans sat down with Native Americans to feast and celebrate goodwill between their respective groups but the evidence for this is suspect at best.
Over time, Thanksgiving became more popular and involves heavy travel during the (pre-) holiday season. It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company before Christmas and feast on roast turkey and a variety of vegetable dishes.
Hope this helps! Go with God.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles is most instructional in this regard.
It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company
So you’re saying she did nothing wrong?
They appear to be from Birmingham.
Not the UK one.
Does distinguishing country actually matter here?
The American Birmingham is in Alabama, which has a certain reremovedtion relevant to this meme.
So does the original Birmingham, which is why they said that.
The original Birmingham is in Alabama?
England.
Really? I feel I would have heard of it at some point in my handful of decades living in the UK.
Yes, in the UK you have to say “bap tide”
So, they should know?
I actually know someone who has a baby with their cousin, who is a minor celebrity.
leave the queen alone, she’s dead
Well you try reigning for 70 years without smoking 50 B&H a day.
You could tell us and then both would be minor celebrities. 🤌🏼
uh what if he means the celebrity is a minor?
yikes, cue banjos
that’s all it takes to make a baby into a minor celebrity? what’s it take to be a major celebrity, parents that are siblings?
pfft
Yes there was a story of an early Thanksgiving in Plymouth.
Washington did declare a thanksgiving in 1789.
It was largely forgotten until Sarah Josepha Hale rebuplished the story in her newspaper.
The holiday we celebrate today came about due to the union losses in the first 2 years of the civil war. To buoy popular support most of the union governors called for a holiday of Thanksgiving.
It was Abraham Lincoln on July 15 1862 declared a day of Thanksgiving.
On August 6th 1863. He declared a national day of Thanksgiving due to the turn in the war now that the union was winning.
In October 1863 he declared another day of Thanksgiving. He eventually gave a number of days of Thanksgiving.
In 1939 FDR set the holiday to the next to last Thursday. This was to help boost the economy giving an extra 7 days for Xmas shopping.
Sources: Heather Cox Richardson
Edit: spelling and punctuation
Relevance to the post: zero.
I actually enjoy the history of holidays, very relevant to the post!
What is this bot trash
