You made number go down, which is the one thing that one thing that won’t be tolerated from a CEO. Enjoy your billions and have a pleasant ride down on your golden parachute.
the ride is usually up, burning money seems to cause quite an updraft
He is 63. He has been with his wife for 40+ years…so since he was a broke ass engineer. He was unfaithful with an agent of a hostile government and the affair is a matter of public knowledge. That golden parachute and half of everything else has his wife’s name on it.
He’s still going to end up with more money than any person should ever have access to through a whole lifetime.
You are not wrong.
but he is Huang
Number Huang
Choina Number Huang?
oh no only (checks notes) billions of dollars
His wife has been married to an oligarch for decades now, she’s probably just as unfaithful. I’m not going to weep any tears for her, although I do hope she gets her bag purely out of spite to that leather jacket wearing dork
The Golden Parachute will actually be a good barometer of whether the rumor the mistress and he were smuggling AI chips to China is true or not.
Data Center sized chips weigh a ton by the way, and you need a lot of them to run a data center.
…Billion dollar buildings that are killing the planet for AI to get confused about what you were asking “You’re right, I didn’t do what you laid out - and that was wrong of me.”
There’s a lot to hate about the Nvidia of today.
This actually feels catastrophic. Next guy is going to be some shareholder-yes guy serving the AI needs. With AMD saying they’re AI-First and now this, I feel like many of us are fucked.
This is not even getting into about how centralized around Jensen the whole company was, one of the founders and CEO for 33 years.





