I find myself on the phone trying to spell something and come up with words that begin with each letter. Agreed that it’s a solved problem and everyone should just learn it.

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TIL that glacier ice is considered a type of mono-mineralic rock: https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/glacier-ice-a-type-rock

There’s an episode of the Little Rascals where the kid wants to be a street car conductor. Not much demand for that job today. Boy, do they pick up the nickels!

But SLS uses Space Shuttle engines and that landed in a runway.

As I was filing my taxes, I was just thinking about the video someone posted here recently where military weapons were firing and it was racking up huge sums as shots were fired. All the US citizens on Lemmy paying taxes amounts to a few air to air missiles.

I thought it was a stereogram, but alas nothing popped out at me.

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Maybe more like this with stubby legs and a long neck?

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Turdminal velocity is an important consideration.

https://www.sciencenewstoday.org/the-psychology-of-procrastination-its-not-about-laziness-its-fear

procrastination is not primarily about laziness or poor time management. At its core, procrastination is an emotional regulation problem, deeply rooted in fear

My first thought looking at that is she gonna cut herself on that axe. Get a proper sheath, FFS!

Well, we’ve had gay bears for quite some time, actually.

I just refrigerate my onions and don’t seem to have any issues.

I suppose an empty hand gesture is about all the sociopaths in the c-suite can muster as far as conveying human-like emotions.

There is a very real scenario in which personal computing as we know it is dead

I guess that’s technically what he said, just not all of it. 🙄

Semites reading a Semitic-language translation of a book written by the most famous anti-Semite in history to better understand modern-day anti-Semites (i.e., the Zionist people of predominately European ancestry who hold a worldview quite similar to the author of said book who are currently committing genocide against people of Semitic ancestry).

I would’ve assumed it would be made from plexiglass.

Just watched the video. It’s hilarious that it breaks the glass, pauses for a few awkward moments, bats its eyes, backs up, then just sits there batting its eyes.

There’s a kid’s book called Positive Ninja where the advice is to reframe situations using the word yet. As in, I haven’t been successful in accomplishing this yet. With this kind of positive thinking going around, those robots better have a care. 😉