There are an estimated 12,000 ballots left to count as of late Thursday evening. Most of those ballots are from Arapahoe County. Only 85 percent of the county’s votes are reported. Arapahoe County supported Laubacher overwhelmingly (60.9 percent) to Boebert’s 35.8 percent.
According to NBC News, Boebert must win 61.4 percent of the remaining vote to overtake Laubacher.
Isn’t she the lady who got caught giving a handjob to a guy at a musical?
Edit: to add another layer to the onion, it was at a fucking Beetlejuice show at a public theatre 😭
I thought it was a bowling alley? Or different person? Or same person and different time?
I think her ex was the bowling alley creep, she was the Beetlejuice musical hand jobber.
Oh… Seems like she just didn’t get caught the first time now that I am refreshing my memory. So two times.
I think it was her hubby, ex hubby that had flashed young girls at the bowling alley. But I’m not an expert and I’m in Australia. Your politics has stained the whole world for the last ten years. I know Americans are sick of it all, the rest of the world is tired of it too. Great result recently though. Here’s hoping things will get a lot lot better.
Also her son’s a pedophile. He got arrested a couple of months ago for sexual exploitation of a child. And he was already about to be sentenced for child abuse when this came to light.
Nothing but winners coming out of the Boebert family…
If I were outside of the US, I would organize my neighbors and countrymen to demand that my local/national media cover enough of my national news and politics that any US news is relegated to the C-block (or on one of the jump pages if you’re still a newspaper reader). Each country must have enough important shit going on that American politicians getting handies in public are pretty low on the importance scale.
Given how much our policies fuck up the world economy and destabilize security, I understand our election results being below the fold or closing out the A-block.
You really need to just like, I dunno, Google this before opening your mouth.
Her husband exposed himself to teenagers at a bowling alley. She got caught giving that same guy a handjob during a performance of Beetlejuice.
The same one. Such a trashy bitch!
wish she would give one to me
Tbf, we’ve all given handies in the back of the theater.

(I’ve been posting this a lot this week)
I will subscribe to her OnlyFans for research purposes.
She would honestly make a killing there. She is decently good looking and just all the controversy would definitely bring in the subs.
Her and MTG should do collaborations.

Like watching a mime dig for change in a wrinkly leather sofa.
First fediverse comment I’ve ever bookmarked.
Fuuuuuck me. I haven’t laughed like that for months. Thank you, internet stranger, I owe you a beer/joint/coffee 💛
Thank you. I started by making the face the cat in this thread is making and worked backwards until I had something I was willing to post.
Man has magic lost that much popularity they’ve started doing OF Colabs?
Lol joking of course but I can’t help but think of magic when I see MTG 😂
No thank you.
She took three tries to pass the GED, that is the extent of her education.
I love this for her.

What’s funny about this GIF to me is that his name has, by my count, only been said twice before I saw this. And in the movie this is him getting ready for Lydia to say his name for the third time.
Not sure if this was intentional, but it’s pretty great regardless.

I know she’s in a deep red district but I’m honestly surprised the Bimbort’s race is so close.
Bye bye bobo
Na na na na, na na na na, HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE
Oh, poor stupid idiot! Now maybe I can stop having to see stupid articles about your hijinx.
Edit: typo
Y’know I’ve seen bugger all about her for months now which is fine by me. I’m on Reddit a lot, but I stopped watching all the YouTube politics stuff over a year ago which has been blissful. One can get a bit too involved and angry. It wasn’t good for me, plus I’m in Australia anyway. Best of luck for the future.
I’m in Canada. I thought she lost her seat in 2024 or something because I hadn’t heard anything about her.
Last I heard, apart from Beetlejuice handjobs, was that she moved to a different place to help her get elected again. Which seems to have worked, go figure. But yeah, I never followed any politics ( English born, been in Aus since 1994 ) but in 2016 something grabbed me. ( No not by the pussy ) I’ve been hooked ever since and I am bloody over it all.
ve been hooked ever since and I am bloody over it all.
Its kind of like watching the craziest reality show ever made. Except too unrealistic to be reality TV.
She moved from one district in Colorado (she was going to lose reelection) to another one and only got herself one extra term.
Man, I thought it said she lost her house. That’s fine too, ig.
Waaah, voters realized that the orange ring around her mouth wasn’t fucking cheeto dust. Sink the ship; drown the rats.
Finally, Beetlejuice is safe again









