There are an estimated 12,000 ballots left to count as of late Thursday evening. Most of those ballots are from Arapahoe County. Only 85 percent of the county’s votes are reported. Arapahoe County supported Laubacher overwhelmingly (60.9 percent) to Boebert’s 35.8 percent.
According to NBC News, Boebert must win 61.4 percent of the remaining vote to overtake Laubacher.
So long Boobert. See you in the footnotes.
Hold that position, that’ll be paying your sons legal bills from here on out.
Whoever takes that seat after her better wipe it off first.
So what’s the over under that she’s going to be only fan-ing within 6 months of being out of office?
She’ll try Cameo first.

Bye bye bobo
I love this for her.
Man, I thought it said she lost her house. That’s fine too, ig.
I know she’s in a deep red district but I’m honestly surprised the Bimbort’s race is so close.
She took three tries to pass the GED, that is the extent of her education.
Isn’t she the lady who got caught giving a handjob to a guy at a musical?
Edit: to add another layer to the onion, it was at a fucking Beetlejuice show at a public theatre 😭
wish she would give one to me
I thought it was a bowling alley? Or different person? Or same person and different time?
I think her ex was the bowling alley creep, she was the Beetlejuice musical hand jobber.
Oh… Seems like she just didn’t get caught the first time now that I am refreshing my memory. So two times.
You really need to just like, I dunno, Google this before opening your mouth.
Her husband exposed himself to teenagers at a bowling alley. She got caught giving that same guy a handjob during a performance of Beetlejuice.
I think it was her hubby, ex hubby that had flashed young girls at the bowling alley. But I’m not an expert and I’m in Australia. Your politics has stained the whole world for the last ten years. I know Americans are sick of it all, the rest of the world is tired of it too. Great result recently though. Here’s hoping things will get a lot lot better.
Also her son’s a pedophile. He got arrested a couple of months ago for sexual exploitation of a child. And he was already about to be sentenced for child abuse when this came to light.
Nothing but winners coming out of the Boebert family…
If I were outside of the US, I would organize my neighbors and countrymen to demand that my local/national media cover enough of my national news and politics that any US news is relegated to the C-block (or on one of the jump pages if you’re still a newspaper reader). Each country must have enough important shit going on that American politicians getting handies in public are pretty low on the importance scale.
Given how much our policies fuck up the world economy and destabilize security, I understand our election results being below the fold or closing out the A-block.
The same one. Such a trashy bitch!
She moved from one district in Colorado (she was going to lose reelection) to another one and only got herself one extra term.

(I’ve been posting this a lot this week)
Waaah, voters realized that the orange ring around her mouth wasn’t fucking cheeto dust. Sink the ship; drown the rats.
The real question is why she still had it?








