“Sharia Law is now in effect, report to your nearest abortion clinic where immigrants will administer your mandatory hormone therapy and distribute vegan sack lunches.”
>Democrats win the midterms in historic landslide
>Texas turns Blue
>Supply of cute, athletic, tan, blue eyed femboys/transgirls goes through the roof

I think order of the events were reverse, actually.
Excuse me for a moment while I take this obviously serious post very seriously.
I can attest, my children just got back from school today and they already had gender re-assigment surgery.
What if I like being occasionally misgendered?
You can have a little misgendering, as a treat
Josh Turek ran ads that said he supported blocking Medicaid funding going to gender-affirming care for transgender Iowans.
Is he, per chance, a family member of Filip Turek, our (Czech) far-right extremist politician?
I have already reported to the local mosque so we can implement the mandatory sharia law
Do we get the mandatory pediatric bottom surgeries at the Sharia mosque, or just file the paperwork there?
Habibi, do not worry. They take care of everything and I even came away with a free set of buttplugs! A true white glove experience! (Well they were white at the start anyway…)
I told my wife islam is really pro feminist, so we’re converting from atheism. At least that’s what the Muslim women say on interviews while they’re completely covered and they all seem to have a nervous tick where they look off stage anytime they talk.
She seems to think it’s not true! Sounds like she needs her first lesson in Islam.
I’m not so sure. I think they might need Americans to come civilize their countries by bombing their families and killing their children. Sure, some women will be killed in the process, but it’s all in the name of feminism. And yeah, we might take some oil and resources while we’re there, but surely we deserve a bit of compensation for carrying on the White Man’s Burden.
Glad my work didn’t actually delete all of the DEI stuff we were told to. We just hid it.
So like “Yeah, I still have pronouns in my email signature… In an 8 point white font.”
I meant more of the backend stuff (am in IT).

Some may even identify as We/Won
Unfortunately apt picture choice.
We have not won anything yet and need to keep pushing or we’re all getting a repeat of the police/ICE militarization, abortion bans, labor suppresion and genocide which was his administration.
One of the last things biden accomplished was to take gender affirmation care away from Trans kids of military members.
Please don’t start this petty BS up we’re way beyond that, christ
We want justice not revenge we want justice not bullshit
We want justice not revenge!! Justice!!! I swear I’m not a bot but I do be spamming every page with: WE WANT JUSTICE, not revenge!!! JUSTICE!!!
please not again with forcing all that weird sexual stuff on people who don’t care about it
that already got trump elected
For context, on another post about Steven Tyler from Aerosmith openly stating he finds his underage daughter to be sexually attractive, @weps@lemmy.world said that this actually isn’t weird at all and any father who doesn’t feel the same way doesn’t love his children:

@weps@lemmy.world would you consider incest, rape, and pedophilia to be forced weird sexual stuff?
I’ve been lazy with my labeling in Voyager. Pedophile Apologist is absolutely gold!
Yeah I’m in that screenshot and I have yer man labelled “Daughter weirdo” now. Labels are great.
I’ve honestly been processing his reply for a long while trying to find some way that it might make sense and can’t find any. Like my kids are, with reasonable objectivity, all really good looking. I have two boys too and they’re handsome bastards. If anything, having good looking kids makes me understand paedos even less, not more.
You’re beautiful. I love you. I’m not attracted to you. It’s… Pretty simple stuff.
It’s fucking gross and super concerning.
But if regressives didn’t broadcast their awful inner demons while projecting them onto their legions of enemies… they’d literally have nothing to talk about.
Agreed. One of the worst things to come from the internet was weird people getting to normalise their weird shit by finding others like them.
Strange that pronouns are “weird sexual stuff” in your mind, but fathers being sexually attracted to their daughters isn’t.
I guess that’s something you and Trump agree on.
Who “forced” what “weird sexual stuff” on anyone?
Yeah makes sense Trump got elected after the Democrats forced every man to suck dick at gunpoint, except for the small detail that nothing like that ever happened.
Remember: Every accusation is a confession with that cult. Humans are not telepathic, so we can’t know what’s in anybody else’s mind. We can only guess at others’ motivations by analogy to what’s in our own heads. So when they hyperventilate about weird, sexual stuff that’s forced on them…
Well, hell, there are enough headlines about it that I think I don’t need to spell out the conclusion here.
Exactly. The people actually forcing weird sex stuff on people are the ones promoting genital inspections of minors, overturning Roe V. Wade, and trying to force women to be some image of a 1950’s “tradwife.”
sexual stuff
Pronouns
:-/
that already got trump elected

It puts the pronouns in the emails or else it gets the Republicans again.
I have a name that can be for boys or girls. For some reason, most people assume it’s a girl’s name and act accordingly.
When I was a kid, my parents signed me up for basketball. Someone thought it was a mistake for a person with my name to be on the boys team and moved me to the girls team, without telling me or my parents. I will never forget the embarrassment when I showed up to the first practice. I quit on the spot and didn’t play basketball after that.
I like specifying the pronouns.
We as a society treat children like shit.
I have ni kids, i have no problems with kids, some parents on the other hand…
Adults as well.
Children should be taught how the world works. Dont lie to them about the nature of the world. If you dont like what we have to teach the children, maybe you shouldn’t be having them.
Yea but have you met children??
/s
The problem is that we refuse to take responsibility for brats and treat nervous kids like shit instead. And they can’t even speak up cuz they’re kids.
I don’t know who ‘we’ is, but it does happen 100,000x on smaller scales with shitty parents. I’m sure it’d be a different story if 90% of adults wouldn’t get in trouble for parenting someone else’s kids these days to make up for the shitty parents.
And it’s a problem nobody career about, because if you’re a kid, no one listens to you because you’re subhuman and beneath consideration, and if as an adult you support kids being people, you’re accused of being a pedophile.
It feels like it’s turning though. Or maybe that’s just in my circle… You’re describing an authoritarian parenting style. “Because I said so”
That’s how my wife and I grew up, more or less. Naturally, it put us both off. Our parents were not bad people, and have certainly come around with age. But they settled for certain bad patterns at times because they didn’t know an alternative, or one wasn’t culturally acceptable, only for “other” types of people - many reasons. They were also much younger, just barely adults themselves, and still not quite escaped from the gravity of their parents ideas.
But we think differently. There are still rules. We haven’t swung full permissive. That’s just as bad. But the “why” behind them matters. Understanding when how and why one would break them also matters. We are building a full-on person. There are many many different things you need to shepherd them through, starting with the very lowest level basics an adult doesn’t have to think about for themselves.
Like how to poop.
For real, we had to create the conditions for them to realize how to literally let poop out of their body. Which I guess is not always an automatic thing at first? It took a few days with ours, lots of belly massages, and strapping them to this weird vibratey cushion thing that was strangely effective
We want them to understand how things work. You have to be there all the time to build a really strong bond. They need a solid foundation of love, safety and stability for them to do as well as you want them to. You have to have the ability to see things through their eyes.
And that’s just it. We’re not egoic 20-year-olds. We’re mid-thirty-somethings. We had a nice long time to get to know our adult selves a bit. We have now started to feel time passing and we know this is not forever. We want them to be better than we are, because they’ll be here long after we’re gone.
Property. Kids are property.
That’s how they’re treated, yeah. They shouldn’t be.
Uhhh
tl/dr: kids should learn from older kids. also school kind of sucky
sometimes i feel like before kids turn twenty, if you are more than four years older than them you basically can’t understand them at all. so maybe kids should learn from older kids. except they get put in a world where only other kids exactly their age and adults who don’t understand them at all exist. fuck school is what i’m trying to say. except i learned so many important things in school so fuck me i guess.
Study hall, recess and sports exist.
My name could me male or female too. When i was little i had long-ish hair and a high pitched voice. A lot of strangers always assumed i was a girl. In hindsight i don’t care and it never really mattered, but i still remember how annoying that was for me. Ironically tho, later i always played in a woman’s team (like volleyball, tgat was like 90% women) because they were nicer to be around with than dudes.
Ok mr Paranoid
I’m sorry that people have missed the joke.
Hmm Jamie? Devon?
Ashley, Dana.
I feel like most gender neutral names are single sex leaning so I can kinda understand the confusion
Or how about people just stop making assumptions?
This was a different time I’m not saying its a good thing but an understandable mistake
Thinking it might be a mistake is understandable. Just moving the kid instead of just calling the parents again to confirm is incompetence.
I’m having flashbacks to that “did you just assume my gender” meme















