And you’re to blame!
You give love a bad name!
He should start using an assault rifle.
She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled love cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds.
That’s how we fill the world with silly love songs
You’d think that people would have had enough of silly love songs
I look around me and I see it isn’t so.
I mean you made them use a bow since birth, of course they were gonna grow up buff and muscular.
Didn’t skip leg day
IIRC, some crossbows were foot cocked, that would be leg day. (Maybe that also would also explain Quentin Tarantino’s fetish, Cupid shot him with a foot cocked crossbow)
And you’re too blame
Darling, you give loooove
a bad name!
*insert guitar riff*
I’ll love you 5 ever
Me to
big boys, big toys
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