Anything but a metric system.
Jokes on you, I have a microbible!
Good thing I’m bigger than the Holy Spirit.
Go sit in your chair, Jesus.
So if you dont doubt it y’all can bump uglies
Hell, put it on an SD card and grind away.
(pun intended)
Me and my femboy bro spitroasting the holy spirit
It’s not gay if the Holey Spirit is between y’all
You can Eiffel Tower the Holy Spirit and not go to hell as long as it’s consensual.
My knowledge on Christianity is really limited, but aren’t Jesus, the holy spirit and God all the same thing? Then this would be 1/3 consent, 1/3 not consent and 1/3 unknown
When in doubt, stay at least one Bible length away.
When not in doubt, grind that pelvis until your underwear catches fire.
Why does the girl have a Klingon forehead growing out of the crown of her head?
Wait, that’s not a calzone?
And if at some point in the night you unexpectedly find yourself filled with the Holy Spirit, there is emergency medication you can get.
