Following in the footsteps of Milton Friedman, I see

To be fair, by being rented out, the monarch finally gets to earn his keep.

Moonies?

They might not send an elite GRU hit squad after him, but paying some local lowlifes to make it look like an accident is well within the budget.

All my apes, funged!

Better luck next time, Elon

If Germany and Britain drop out, anyone could come last.

Have any assemblies had a minute’s silence for him? (The Russian Duma perhaps, or the Hungarian parliament?)

Belarus, in the hotdog costume, helping to figure out who did this

Same sex relationships are bourgeois decadence and against the tenets of Xi Jinping Thought

That’s the moderate position. They have also refrained from denouncing claims of genocide as an antisemitic libel and joining US sanctions against the ICC, so they’re walking a tightrope here.

If you don’t ask, they default to Autechre

On a large scale, doomed (see also: the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

On a personal scale, not having children is a perfectly legitimate choice.

Maybe he can call on Moscow to repeat 1956?

Russia says a lot of things

It sounds laughable, but both of them have captive populations. If they command their health authorities to identify subjects with potentially compatible organs, they, within their own systems, have absolute privilege to harvest them.

Doesn’t that also wear the engine out more quickly?

More likely that the government will address their concerns by officially ordering St. George flags to be hung prominently everywhere, in order to try and outflank the Faragists.

It’s a dominance display. They know that you don’t know whether they’re carrying a knife and thus won’t ask them to shut up.

They’ll eat them. Depending on the frog species, they may even do so more than once.