This is Ragebait!
I hate it
0/10. Horrible.
This is the sort of thing that your most pretentious relative buys, invites the family over for dinner, then spends the whole time fishing for compliments.
“I like the added challenge of your fork constantly slipping from my grip. It’s so cool how you found one of our most basic tools, and made it as challenging as it is ugly.”
The title of this art piece is ‘performative starvation’.
Oh, I thought the opposite. Only time I see cutlery lacking shape is for cost-cutting. Rare to see disposable cutlery come in steel.
nice to touch, bad to use. don’t need utensils sliding around in my hands!
Melt em down, try again.
… either that or put them in an ‘anti human art exhibit’, along side the minimum wage machine that cranks out a penny every couple of minutes, and … a modern budget airline seat.
Someone please build this machine!
It takes a 2€ coin, as you crank the wheel it spits out 1ct in the front and a 100€ bill drops out the back into a vault you can look into but not access.
https://mymodernmet.com/minimum-wage-machine/
Ah, I guess I thought this was more widely known about… this is what I was referencing, already been built.
But do go and build your variant as well!
I had no idea, very cool, thanks for sharing
Just sharing my two cents lol.
Not officially on the team, but the knife has a pretty dangerous design: you can’t immediately visually distinguish the blade from the handle, also in slippery conditions if you’re pushing the knife your fingers slide immediately from the handle to the blade. The fork is eh, but the width of the handle makes it very hard to spin in your hand, so it would be bad for eating long pasta like spaghetti.
That would be a problem if the knife was sharp, but you can immediately tell that knife is as blunt as a beach ball.
You can cut yourself with a blunt edge as long as it is rigid and applied enough friction.
Trust me, I did it 😖
If in the best case a knife doesn’t cut, it’s a really shitty knife.
Butter knives are shitty
Not that shitty, they cut butter, it’s in the name
NO.
Wow is that all it took to make the abolitionist principles leave my body?
(As non functional items I appreciate the aesthetic but looking at them and picturing how they feel makes me want to vomit)
I’m not entirely sure if I am part of the team, but for sure I’m part of the group that hates this.
Prison motif. Nice.
0/10
I like my silverware to have the handles easily distinguishable from the heads/blades. Also, “handle” design is way too boring for me.
550€ is the money that they give to me if I can finish a meal using that “fork”?
I bet the people that like this design also think horizontal Wii remote is comfortable.
I reflexively downvoted this the moment it appeared on my feed
I think a lot of people voted like…
Literally me
I know I did. Very much a “Thanks I hate it” post
its like those twin popsicles
“Twinpops” those and the generic sleeve of sugar water are mechanic staples, you can get about a thousand for 30 dollars and they don’t seem to have crazy sweeteners that make you poop outrageous if you eat one too many.
I got tine for that
