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cm0002@lemdro.id to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 days ago

Health yeating

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Health yeating

cm0002@lemdro.id to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 days ago
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    Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to drip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.

    /s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious

    • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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      /s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious

      Not necessarily.

      The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain. He had devised this “cure” independent of any medical advice. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly “dose” of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online.

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        WT…and I cannot emphasise this enough…F??

        There were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection found across the medical literature. A broader search of internet sites and forums found no documentation of semen injection for back pain treatment or otherwise.

        That, at least, is something of a relief.

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          Wait until RFK jr. hears about that.

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        What the…how does one even come to such an idea? And after that hurdle he still did it, thinking it might work? People…

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          Some people are mentally ill in a way people can at least vaguely grasp

          Some people are mentally ill in a way where they inject their own cum into their spines. I’m feeling grateful for which mental illness I was given right now 😅

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            You know Mr. Spinecum makes at least six figures, though.

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              Me, unemployed: is it too late to request a different kind of mental illness??

              Not actually tho, I don’t want cum in my spine

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                All you need is a rock and a little determination, and you too can be a valued member of society!

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            True. Those kind of delusions can be very dangerous. I mean, all mental disorders are bad, but some are really destructive AND give you the sense of intellectual superiority, so that critique can never touch you. Deadly combination…

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            into their spines

            Intravenous. And i don’t want to read, what it did to him.

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          Feels like an extension of the testosterone worshipping semen retaining nofap types. To quote Dr Strangelove: “Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women,… but I do deny them my essence.”

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            That was Jack D Ripper, Dr Strangelove was the movie.

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              Yeah im quoting the movie

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            People do weird and strange things. And I’m already weird and strange…

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        He came in his own spine?

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      Thanks, RFK

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          Nevah go that way!

          …

          …that way leads straight to the castle…

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      Read the /s too late, my eyes burn.

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        Oh no sweaty… Did you ferment it for long enough? It should make your 15 cats gag when you open the bottle

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          Ah… I see the problem… Only 14 of my cats gagged. There was still one that didn’t. I guess it wasn’t fermented enough… I’ll be more careful next time rubs eyes while sobbing

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            It sounds like it’s almost ready sweaty 🥰😘 just give it a few more weeks in direct sunlight during this heat dome and it’ll be perfect 😍🎉🥳

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      Please delete that. I want this to happen.

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