What were thousands of people doing there? How much meat does it take to run a patent troll operation?

Bell pepper!

Not even in theory, no.

Nope, the CA/CO legislation requires that all applications utilize the OS-level age verification API!

any other text editor

Can’t wait 'til you try vi

Paywall.

And before any more chucklefucks insist that the BBC has no paywalls:

We get it, you hate your parents. You’ll grow out of it.

Nero Dork Turdy

It’s what’s for dinner.

That one you linked right there. You already found it. Done.

Mancy?

Little psychopath just bull’s-eyeing 'em all day long in his T-16

Shut the FUCK up we have a shed literally full of power converters, your friends are absolute trash anyway and come on what kind of name even is “Biggs Darklighter” it sounds like his parents were from a Flash Gordon ripoff

I swear to god if that kid brings up the academy one more time, just kill me

She literally says “war” nine times in the statement.

Believe it or not, blocked.

Yes, those can be considered application programs, as I stated. The bills in question specifically call out operating systems, though. Of course the writers of this bullshit have no clue how the underlying technology works or what the terms they’re using even mean; not all OSes involve a user setup scenario, for example, nor does downloading a runnable application, e.g. new firmware, make something relevant to their ill-conceived law.

Do those have operating systems, though, or are these baremetal applications?

“Accident”

Don’t forget how rapey dolphins are

The Father?