I’d give all animals kinky names if it were up to me
sexy_animal_fucker
I really love animals
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was your "we have to leave now" moment?
17·1 month agoWhen the owner of the pet I was hired to look after arrived home early
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What band did you hear one song of, check the rest of their music, and find it was a one-off and none of their other music sounds like that?
32·1 month agoI never understood this bands popularity until I listened to this song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7n7WRidwYo
Their other songs are okay but this ones possibly one of my favorite songs of all time
I’d prefer horses to dogs if they didn’t me whenever I went behind them
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•People who have legally changed their first or last names (marriage not included), what is the reason you changed it?
24·2 months agoTo evade being banned from the petting zoo
I need to change my looks a little each time as well
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your backup plan if AI takes your job?
5·2 months agoSet up a tent near the petting zoo and live there
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memes@lemmy.world•He loves it he just doesn't know it
16·2 months agoIt’s weird how many cats don’t like being cuddled
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•To those who grew up in religious schools, what's the craziest thing you remember a teacher telling you?
28·2 months agoTo stay away from the class pet
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science@lemmy.world•Scientists tried to clone mice indefinitely – and made a grave discovery
2·2 months agoI would still like to clone animals beyond maybe just 6 or 7 generations anyway tbh. It would still be really cool
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•petition to change name of "Lemmy Shitpost" to "Lemmy Hornypost"
11·2 months agoAs someone who is horny whenever seeing Lemmy I fully support this
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the most intriguing part of your work?
20·2 months agoGetting to be alone with the pets when the owner is out of the house (pet sitter)
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Technology@beehaw.org•Age checks creep into Linux as systemd gets a DOB field
15·2 months agoThe annoying people telling us not to use systemd were right all along
Buy it on sale if this is such a huge worry. You don’t know that the indie thing will turn evil and many end up okay.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•3 random opinions?
1·2 months agodeleted by creator
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•3 random opinions?
8·2 months ago- The Earth is secretly dinosaur shaped
- The sky is reflexive red
- Dead people sometimes breathe
- You need more than just three opinions to get by in life
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What happens if an instance gets down?
10·2 months agoWithout a self destruct cleanup the posts and data will likely remain in the caches of other instances but the account is effectively gone for the original user
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What happens if an instance gets down?
1·2 months agodeleted by creator
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What happens if an instance gets down?
9·2 months agoIf you don’t export or migrate your data elsewhere before this happens, your account goes bye-bye
Everything can be recreated by an entity that perfectly remembers or recorded everything about it otherwise it’s gone forever
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Everything I do is normal. You're the weird one.
12·2 months agoWhat’s wrong? This is normal behavior that nearly everyone does


I learn this just after leaving England