No but see youre responsible for all the actions of people who want to kill you.

Okay but this is about americans killing *american kids, so gaza and ukraine seem terrible; they’re so far away!

Driveways are a great idea though. I hadnt considered that. You mightve just cracjed this whole thing wide open. Like…

Yes im coming out against dick rockets here.

It’s kind og funnier if you don’t get it.

Thanks for murdering a perfectly good bit.

No, honey, it’s 2025.

I don’t know what happened to you, but im so fucking sorry.

Edit: you can down vote me all you want. It doesn’t change the truth. Odds are everyone you knew is dead.

and is still functional and doing valuable things in the 70s

Oh, wow, you might wanna sit down for this.

Okay. I didnt know this. I’ve never actually paid taxes myself.

But it’s also possible other states get on board, and i know domestic industries like cannabis that dont do business with the maij body of the empire play it pretty fast abd loose with taxes.

The only ‘delivery guy’ i ever met who got paid even close to six figures (and that doesn’t include operation+maintenance) spoke like a million languages, had advice for how much to bribe border guards in various countries and currencies, most of which no longer exist, and may have had ties to the state department.

And i feel like thats not the kind of delivery guy amazon is trying to replace with these.

did we slip into

You haven’t been paying any attention, have you?

And if its not infinite, we should pretend it is and extract as much as we can for shareholders!

Yeah. We should increase surveillance on cars to block freedom 0f movement, and militarize roads for freedom.

The labor aspect of class politics is complicated.

But you don’t have to understand any of it to think stealing these would be cool as fuck.

Its probably fine.

Maybe stop relying on fucking youtube?

The agency that landed people on the moon so long ago most of the people involved have died if old age, and the event will soon pass out of living memory?

The one where when they let a single rocket explode, one time, rocked the nation, because their record was so close to flawless?

The one that constantly gives us new sources for scientific data?

Yeah fuck them. They never made a dick rocket.

Thqt makes it sound like ‘the crips and bloods own the cops’

Which is a far nicer picture than the truth:

The lapd and lasd organize themselves in formal departmwnts, yes, but also white supremacist cop gangs, where they have special prestige tattoos based on the race of victims killed.

Some people are still old enough to remember when they collaborated with the cia to flood black communities with cocaine.

If we had less of a coward in sacramento, id say they could back us.

Simply don’t do the thing.

No. You call the police immediately, set up a cordon, and make absolutely sure nobody will be able to help, even if someone does have a friend or loved one to call.

It’s weird how boot lickers never cite any of the problems police are known to help with. You always say ‘yeah, but who will help you with your neurology exams?’ Or some shit.

The cops are an imaginary security blanket, they’re theatrical. They provide no actual security. I don’t like that you want to risk me being beaten kidnapped or murdered for your fucking security blanket.