Google Earth can’t give me samples of food from the places I wanna go.

Nobody else inserted quarters into their computer whenever you died in Doom?

Long ketchup

I don’t need special undies to tell me I fart a lot.

lol oops. That was supposed to be an R.

This song sums up my thoughts on the topic.

At least the E is after the R and not the P.

Scythes reap grain.

The grim reaper uses it to reap souls.

What the fuck am I supposed to do the rest of my weekend?

May all your blows be 5 Mark Ruffalos.

How often/well they wipe after pooping.

Tron: Legacy

The movie is basically just a ~90 minute Daft Punk video.

I want to know what voice Hardy gave Bane before the one we heard because I heard he was asked to change it because it sucked. I gotta hear how bad it was before the one they approved because I still wanna know why he gave him that voice.

If all of us do it they call it “looting.”

It’s only a tax if the government siezes it.

If you and I go do it, it’s called “theft.”

Duane is the most typecast among them. Haven’t seen him in jack shit that wasn’t an action/comedy mix set in a jungle, except the CIA one. No jungle in that.

He probably could do more, but nobody casts him for anything else. Though that may be because he’s an asshole on set nobody wants to work with.

Also stilt striders, boats, and the teleporters at every Mage’s Guild. But I love Mark and Recall more. Newest game I’ve played that lets you set your own teleportation spots is Dragon’s Dogma 2, with the port crystals you can find and place wherever you want. I prefer that than static ones, honestly. And it’s cool that they are physically objects in the world you set down, but I’m also just fine with simple mark and recall through a menu as long as it lets me set my own point temporarily or permanently.

I didn’t realize Oblivion had a fast travel system until way later

So… You didn’t read your journal? The quest that sends you to Weynon Priory as you exit the tutorial literally tells you to open the map and click on the icon there to fast travel.

Compared to any structure that is actually up to code.