Well obviously the internet is kept in a box, and it’s wireless. The elders of the internet let me borrow it occasionally.

normal person’s server.

I’m pretty sure I speak for the majority of normal people, but we don’t have servers.

You’d expect better from a cyber dude. The fediverse chick could manage it.

I couldn’t be bothered to read the article, so I got ChatGPT to summarise it. Apparently there’s nothing to worry about.

I have half a jar of marmite, so that’s a lifetimes supply.

And cows, which the last time I looked didn’t have wings or a beak either.

It really is a metaphor for the current state of America.