Better start mass-producing Big Zam.

Just take a common word and remove a vowel or two. That’s still hip, right?

Distros need to make working with flatpacked applications easier. It’s way too hard to figure out where files are being saved or how to give apps access to the right resources. FlatSeal helps, but it’s not really geared towards casual users.

We could add credit cards to the Interac system.

Yes. Twenty years ago. Now take a look at what Nintendo and Microsoft have been doing just within the past couple of years (as well as what they were doing twenty years ago and beyond, since they both have long track records of shitty behaviour.)

Yes, Sony is not a good company, but we’re comparing them to Nintendo and Microsoft here.

All game console companies famously keep trying to fuck everyone else over. Sony actually comes off fairly well compared to Nintendo and Microsoft.

Exactly. Never do anything until you can do everything all at once. If you can’t wave a magic wand and solve all problems everywhere, it’s best to just keep the status quo.

Never even qualified for SOLDIER.

Do the windows wobble?