“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a(n) football anthem over them mountains?”

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Using a banana as a mask is just plain weird. You’d need to use two or three imo.

A good tell if a show is going to be utter dogshit, these days, is if they have a little segment at the end with the cast and crew having a wank over the source material for ten minutes.

Give it another month.

I held on for a good while, but I was finished when a whole fucking episode was in slow motion.

Uri Geller. Run.

Varying levels of refraction. That’s how rainbows work.

He’s retiring then?

Fucking thing probably hypnotises you with quotes from der fuckwit while you sleep.

The “desk companion,” which currently uses xAI’s Grok AI technology, can be reserved online.

Oh Dear.

They were super expensive, as storage solutions went.

Spoken like someone who’s never seen the destruction of war before.

I mean, surviving long enough to put concrete down their vents has a certain charm to it.

Hopefully Walk the Dinosaur by Was (Not Was)

I’m sure the bombed Nigerians will sleep easy tonight, knowing that.

Singapore?