I misread this as “I bought a BMX to escape the Fediverse”.

“The doctors did everything they could… and she’s gonna be okay!”

Why is the Pentagon commenting on this at all? Don’t they have better things to do?

The next day: ‘What? Six bank robberies!? But I just vandalized the library!’ ‘Nice try. They saw your plate with all the 1’s and I’s.’ ‘That’s impossible! I’ve been with my car the whole ti-- … wait. Ok, wow, that was clever of her.’

I guess you could say she’s the…

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…ex-CEO.

All we gotta do is add Tim Cook in the photo.

Shock-induced cardiac arrest?

• X-Men '97. It’s one of the best animated superhero projects to come out in years. The animation and writing are outstanding. The characters are compelling. I only watched the first two episodes and I have no desire to ever rewatch the series.
• My Adventures With Superman. Another excellent animated superhero TV series. I loved the changes and updates to introduce Clark and the others into the 2020s. This version of Lois Lane is especially great. I watched the first four episodes and have no plans to ever watch it again.
• Arcane. I won’t deny the animation is unlike anything that’s come out this decade, and from what I’ve heard, the story/wtiting is an absolute slam dunk. But I couldn’t make it through the first episode, I thought it was too depressing. It’s a greatly crafted series with lots of high production values, but it’s just not my thing.

Yes there is.