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I ditched mine when I was I think 13. Rip fruitsalad01 lol

Sure, if you’re new, maybe stopping to double check that you did your due diligence and aren’t in a rough spot, maybe once but KEPT😭💀 by the second time I’d be so fucking angry my god

Me when my poor transwoman homie has a Palantir ad up her butt and I gotta help scoop it out like a toy without a flared base😓

Ecoterrorism til death. Lol. Such a funny joke.

Unrelatable since I got a septum ring. Why so many boogies

Allegedly it’s sold like a spice in NK but honestly at this point I have no idea what to believe or not believe when I hear something about anything there. Which is probably intended but still lol

I regularly do the same thing lmao. Do people forget Walter SA’s her as well at one point?? Or do we think it’s one of those “well he didn’t actually do the thing so it didn’t actually count” situations 😬😬 crime media problem.

I love typical toxic male movies so much, and I love talking about them with other men. It started with Scarface (dude, he personally murders his fucking sister and best friend! And then gets shot to death, and even if he lives, he’d have lost everything!) and has lately wound up in Fight Club (dude did you clock out of the dialogue like 15 minutes in and just wait for the next fight??)

The conversation usually ends with me being told I didn’t understand the film lol

And yet another reason my wife should be supreme overlord of the world, I see

I have said more than once that international conflict needs to be resolved by more head of state on head of state boxing matches instead of ridiculous bombing campaigns that mostly kill civilians who, in my experience as one myself, have a near universal opinion of “basically all war is stupid”

I actually googled it and deleted my comment bc it seems to have done a nice little 180 since I went! Apparently now about 70% of mortuary science graduates are women!

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One time I was really high at an unfortunate time and the Gmail AI helped me with the time sensitive email my lawyer needed from me. Like, to actually sound like I speak English as a primary language and make the formatting cohesive instead of scattered.

That’s bout it tho lol

I get called unc on the regular for exactly this kinda shit I swear😭

It’s tough kid, but it’s life? Don’t forget to pack a wife?

Ok hank schrader from the hit tv series breaking benjamin

Fair on yeh. I just had enough of an eyeful from that goddamn spray tan leaked photo.😭😐

Draw, and quarter too.

I, for one, would not want to see that.

Dude great game RIP ghost

Gotta tell you, as a man man, beard n all, I have used the women’s bathroom a few times in “I’m gonna literally piss myself” moments. The absolute most reaction I have gotten beyond an eyebrow raise was a laugh at my “sorry, emergency I promise I’ll sit!” when a woman and myself made eye contact. I live multiple hours from the capital and probably two from the closest “major” city that Joe Blow Nowhere would recognize.

I really do think the average American doesn’t give a shit as long as you’re doing your business and getting out. Maybe I’ve just had good luck.

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