I wasn’t, fuck Jerry Seinfeld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxyw38tODKg

Seinfeld isn’t that funny. This was a Carlin joke.

What if you could use a baseball bat? Maybe with nails in it.

Don’t I know it! I’m diabetic.

Peanuts are legumes which means that peanut butter is basically sweetened bean dip.

They can keep the fucking thing with all of these dogshit “AAA” games that come out half baked and/or dark pattern tricks to try and fuck you out of even more money. I’m glad I never bothered with Diablo 4 or POE 2.

• Omar El Akkad

I have always said that the horizontal cuts were useless, I’m glad the math backs me up.