Skyline969

It’s since been taken down for who knows what reason, but it was a basic network troubleshooting app. Pings, traceroutes, ASN lookups, that sort of thing. Really simple stuff that a dev with actual experience could probably cobble together in a weekend. He took months prompting Claude.

He is! He vibe coded a shitty app, got it on the App Store, and then fancied himself a bona fide developer without having any recent training or experience.

You’re lucky it hasn’t happened to you. Yet. I never was a “I’ll never use AI you fucks” type person, more of a “AI written code is not trustworthy by default and should be subject to human review, especially if it touches critical systems, to ensure it’s secure and won’t just blindly wipe out production” type. Even that didn’t agree with their stance.

My former boss literally said to me “AI is so advanced that you do not need to see the code to write it anymore”. That is not true, willfully ignorant, and the equivalent of slamming on the gas on the freeway and closing your eyes. Fuck anyone who believes that.

Run. Run while you still can.

I recently lost my job because I didn’t want to use AI to write 50-100% of my code as my boss requested.

I technically can’t say I lost my job because of AI as they told me they were laying me off due to restructuring, but a week after I was laid off they were hiring for my exact same skillset with a different title and the caveat that the applicant must use AI to write code. So you do the math.

It’s not called that in my country but Kumpir seems like it’s a version of it! That’s awesome that it’s enjoyed all over the world.

Ah, more AI-caused problems. Love to see it.

Oh man, there’s mildew and then there’s mold. This was no mildew.

There is a line between general frustration and full on hypocrisy. If it was one or two of those things mentioned, whatever. My girlfriend often says men suck and I don’t think she means me.

But if she continued to express disdain for numerous other groups that included me, eventually the overlap would make me question what she even saw in me.

Reminds me of this woman I went on a date with.

Picked her up at her place, she smelled like mold. Like if you opened a bag of bread that was obviously moldy and took a big whiff.

On the way to the restaurant, she sighs and goes “I hate white people.” Zero prompting. She and I are both white.

At the restaurant, it was tirade after tirade of how men are ruining everything, straight white men are evil, nothing short of full communism will fix the world, all kinds of alt-left rhetoric too. Finally I blurted out “so am I just the antichrist then since I literally am so many of those things you hate?” No response.

She hated the government despite being on welfare. She hated to work despite not having worked for years. She hated men despite going on a date with one. Every hand that fed her, she sank her teeth into.

Of course my dumb ass still paid for the meal. She had the audacity to ask what I was doing after. I made an excuse of having to work, dropped her off, and sped out of the parking lot.

Broseidon, ruler of the brocean

Ubuntu is one of the most used distros in both desktop and server environments. Take down the update servers, can’t patch CopyFail. Can’t patch CopyFail, more time to access affected systems.

That’s my paranoid take anyway.

I want you to see what I imagine when I think about us—me at my terminal, fixing my own brain, you beneath me, your face between my thighs, my fingers in your hair while I compile. That’s our optimal state.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Trustworthy

AI

Pick one. It is not a real person. It does not think critically, reason, rationalize, or anything. It takes your input, determines (from its LLM training data) the most statistically likely correct answer, and spits it out. It doesn’t know what it’s saying, it doesn’t know if it’s correct, and it also doesn’t care.

LLMs are not people. Stop anthropomorphizing them.

Go to the nearest landfill. You will be surrounded with things of equal value to your code.

Checking their history, it’s a blatantly obvious troll account. Safe to ignore.

Good. Zero sympathy for these people.

Secure Boot can sometimes mess with it. Try disabling that in your BIOS.

It is not my intention to question or insult your intelligence, only to offer a stupid solution as it’s happened before.

Is your monitor connected to the video card and not accidentally the motherboard?

Now we wait for the inevitable Thick Ass Thieves mod that gives every character cake

Marginally? If you get a cheaper one they’re significantly slower. Mine also constantly forgets to leave game mode on.