You’re in the Middle East where war has raged for thousands of years yet you somehow develop an illusion delusion of safety?

and who is going to wage war on the U.S. for the misguided religion overtaking it?

I did not have sex with that woman.

Isn’t it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?

a manual particle collector (broom) and a manual particle shifter (shovel).

Oh. You’re right. Dana did Bush the first. Wouldn’t be prudent.

There used to be a satirical musical group called the Capitol Steps that sang a song called “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Iran” sung to the tune of the Beach Boys Barbara Ann. This was at 20 years ago. Unfortunately, Covid killed the group (as in made it no longer viable because people quit coming to see them, not actually killing them).

I wish they’d try to make a comeback.

It will probably trip and fall then jump saying it’s OK. Gerald Ford actually like Dana Carvey’s portrayal of him.