One hippopotamus, coming up!!

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“We’ll cross that water when it’s under the bridge.”

That is by far the laziest take on any variation on that saying I’ve heard so far. 10/10, fuckin’ love it. Just a straight up “we’ll do nothing until the problem comes to us”.

Adding this one to the noggin file.

I’m here to kick ass and take names, and I’m all out of ass!

*clicks pen*

Names, please…

Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night. Set a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life!

Someone who lives on a ship should sink the white house.

*checks ocean temps and pH…*

Murican here. We aren’t even our own ally. Any country that considers us an ally is looking through rose-tinted goggles at what we could be, and clinging to that fantasy while ignoring what we are.

We need to get our shit together and actually keep it that way for at least a few decades before I’d expect any measure of trust from the global community.

Until then, yeah I wouldn’t sign any agreements with the US that extend past a presidential administration cuz as soon as a relatively good one leaves, we’re liable to put another hue-shifted Hitler in power.