jordanlund@lemmy.worldM to politics @lemmy.world · 6 days agoMike Johnson Insists It's 'Moral' to Throw People Off Medicaidwww.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square58linkfedilinkarrow-up1500file-text
arrow-up1500external-linkMike Johnson Insists It's 'Moral' to Throw People Off Medicaidwww.rollingstone.comjordanlund@lemmy.worldM to politics @lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square58linkfedilinkfile-text
In related news, author Peter David was just kicked off Medicaid according to his GoFundMe… he subsequently died. :( https://aiptcomics.com/2025/05/25/peter-david-dead-at-68/
minus-squarejohnpmac@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up16·5 days agoI’ve been writing a tune called “ Mike Johnson gives the world’s worst blowjobs, and he makes his son watch”. It may or may not be about the same my.
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoI changed it to paint jobs: Johnson grabs his brush with pride, But colors run and lines collide, Walls look like a wild parade, The world’s worst paint job ever made. (Verse 2) His son watches, eyes so wide, Learning how not to paint inside, Drips and splatters on the floor, A masterpiece of messy lore. (Verse 3) One day maybe he’ll get it right, Till then they laugh through every sight, Johnson’s art, a funny crime, A painted tale for all of time.
minus-squareDeflated0ne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoMake a deepfake of his son singing it and post it on Facebook.
I’ve been writing a tune called “ Mike Johnson gives the world’s worst blowjobs, and he makes his son watch”. It may or may not be about the same my.
I changed it to paint jobs:
Johnson grabs his brush with pride, But colors run and lines collide, Walls look like a wild parade, The world’s worst paint job ever made.
(Verse 2) His son watches, eyes so wide, Learning how not to paint inside, Drips and splatters on the floor, A masterpiece of messy lore.
(Verse 3) One day maybe he’ll get it right, Till then they laugh through every sight, Johnson’s art, a funny crime, A painted tale for all of time.
Make a deepfake of his son singing it and post it on Facebook.