What?? Sorry, the penises are blocking my view. Just too many penises. I hope its not an article trying to say something about how smart people who don’t have a sea of penises before them are. Yeah, just way too many penises. Some would say “totally not conservative”.
Ai, please write the stupidest shit ever about how I’m going to open the straight of Hormuz after I shut it down for a month with a stupid war. Mention Xi in a rudely polite asshole way. Make it sound like I’m 5 and the straight of Hormuz is really straight and hasn’t sucked me off. Again the guy is straight, not like Bubba.
Shit! What happened to Stephen Colbert! He looks old in that picture! Like he went into an Indiana Jones adventure and a creature sucked the life out of him!
…okay, so here’s how you open your mouth really wide…not like that!.. I mean, really really wide. Then you close it and you get a meal. It only happens if you see our krill friends around. Some how the krill disappear after that. So you gotta keep finding krill friends if you want to eat good.
From a fucktory? Yup peaches from a fucktory.
C’mon! Why won’t you repent!
…here come my fake feet!
Also did you guys notice that they either picked the shortest people or maybe teenaged enlistees? Or maybe they all come from poor working families so ended up with some vitamin deficiency. Either way, its like the asshole has control over an army of shorter people. He stands there with one arm in his pocket like an idiot. I was told by my dad to never stand next to working people with hands in my pockets. Come to think about it, there’s no good reason to have your hands in your pockets unless you’re getting your keys. You gotta be ready to help others or at least to arrest a fall. Worst is while coming down the stairs because you’ll be eating the stair steps if your hands are busy in your pockets.
Its a great up. My heroes. You guys let me know when the dust settles.
The solution is to sells homes to companies so they can be closer to the rest of the homes…some homes will become Walmarts, others could be made into universities or schools or hardware stores or software companies. Blah…none of this we have here in Kenmore WA for example… You can walk to the nearest store during spring. In summer you might die from a heatstroke, in winter you might become a Popsicle before even getting to the store located downhill and to the east along the top of lake Washington. Its no joke. There are no homeless people looking thru my trash ever…because they literally can’t physically make it. There’s no point in collecting enough aluminum cans to eat if you need to eat more than that to collect the cans.
Its a dumb place, I didn’t choose to be here but it was the place I could afford that was closest to work. Hint hint…its nice that the city is charging us like $1000 bucks extra this year to add and repair sidewalks. Continue! Add a bus station nearby and allow people to have business from home…which eventually could become a workplace. Go from a bunch of houses to a variety of buildings. I can dream. I just need to jump off my high horse.
Its only when imaginary flying men get involved.
Every asshole in the planet wears those shoes. Have you noticed that?
My wife said no to all this.
300,000 years later… So the females would consume the males often leaving only the hard jaw bone. It’s mentioned in many acts of literature such as penthouse that it was common for one to eat the other.
No, no, the Linux USB stick can be inserted before you turn it off. That way windows knows what’s coming. Maybe leave it in there and go to their page to ask “how do you boot from Linux USB” microslop loves that.
Maybe Nintendo is suing you if you sing the Mario tune during their movies?..
Shut up!!!
Go on Mario, sing it!
…actually, it’s a tune, there’s no singing…
okay humm it! Tan…tarara ra ran. Tan . ta ta ta, Tara tararara. Tantan tan…
Impossible burgers are now becoming affordable burgers!
Could we also remind people of the price of copper per pound?
The Chinese just used India ink? LOL. I love this historical made up fact.
Peter, Johnson. Who else? Secretary of The Fence? Mikeoak Salk? Hey! Is Mike here? Mikeoak! Salk Mikeoak?