They are turtles. Their junk is internal. Comes out of the same hole they poop and pee from… Cloaca.
"The more you know"🌠
Totally Tubular!
Turtle Power!My mutated genitals are
nowinside myamphibianreptilian cloaca!PARTAAAAAAAAAY!
They always were…
… dude, you’re a reptile. Salamanders are amphibians
Cloaca Bunga. ✌🏻
Tortoises have obscenely large genitals
Fed on a diet of pizza (totally wrong for a tortoise) and kept out of the sun for the majority of the time by that psychopath of a rat, it’s unlikely these kids don’t have massive developmental issues and stunned growth.
That’s why tortoise isn’t my nickname.
I can attest to this. We have a sixty pound salcota tortoise, who gets very randy around his black rubber feeding bowl…looks like a fleshy flower. Like something you’d see in Stranger Things’ upside down.
Edit: punctuation
Yeah and they can get pretty loud (bumping of shells and moaning)
Booking a flight as we speak.
Orifice of champions
Considering they’re TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles I’m afraid to double-check this, but I’m sure rule34 applies anyways and proves this wrong
Chris Hansen:
“They are “14 age mutant ninja turtles”, why don’t you take a seat?”
First published in 1984.
The turtles are now in their mid to late fifties.
Isn’t that still 14 in turtle years?
Fuck don’t do that to me
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
I get the joke, but they’re still drawings/not real.
Bummer, dude…
Do they ever cover the fact that they are now the only representatives of their “species” and will never be able to find a mate? Are there any episodes about it?
