First published in 1984.

The turtles are now in their mid to late fifties.

That was a staggeringly large number of words relative to the number of things you actually said.

However, it’s also possible that during setup, the TV may have asked if we’d like “an enhanced and personalized viewing experience.” Who wouldn’t say yes to that?

I dunno, anyone who actually reads it? “Enhanced and personalized” always means spyware. Always.

“All the detainees’ legal rights are fully upheld. And if they come back, we’ll ‘uphold’ them again.”