I’m trying to buy him a gift without him getting any suspicion.
Edit- More info- I measured the bracelets of his watches. They appear to be about 6 1/2 inches. He has a kit to remove the links. Can I buy him a 6.75 bracelet with the watch and he can remove the links? He has a kit and would be happy to remove the links. I could even buy a 7 inch or 8 inch to make sure there’s lot of links to spare.
Ask him to put his fist in your butthole and then take your butthole to the bracelet store and they will measure it
Tell him you want to get him something that he’ll wear, but that you don’t want to spoil the surprise. Then go and measure him in a bunch of different places. He’ll know he’ll be getting some sort of item of clothing or apparel, but he won’t know whether he’s getting shoes, a shirt, a watch, or a ring.
The flooding the zone strategy. Very good!
Also great for future gift giving
Get all measurements for all situations!
Do I measure his wrist?
His Watch bracelets are about 6 1/2 inches. He has a kit to make bracelets smaller. He enjoyed removing the links. Do I just buy a 6.75 bracelet?
Measure everything. I mean EVERYTHING. 😂
Cut his arm off in his sleep with a machete. While he’s rushed to hospital and they stitch his arm back on, sneak out with his watch.
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just measure his dick and extrapolate from there
It’s very girthy
Most watches come with removable links. So they can be retrofitted. And chain style bands are adjustable.
I did this for my girlfriend, now wife.
Do it while he’s sleeping. If he wakes, gaslight gaslight gaslight.
There are four gaslights
No don’t be silly, I wasn’t measuring your wrist, I was just trying to cut it off!
If you put the light out all you have is gas which will help keep them sleeoing.
Do what while he’s sleeping?
Measure his watch or wrist, hopefully.
Just take one of his other watches to the shop and ask them for one the same size.
Get a friendship bracelet kit for funsies. These are the bracelets where each bead is a letter, a heart or a cheap plastic thing. Tell him “I’m making friendship bracelets to put in the stockings for Christmas. I need to practice on you” Make him one. Tell him not to shower with it because the metal is bad quality. You now have his wrist size.
You can also memorize the bracelet order and aragement of the beads and make a copy when he’s gone.
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If he’s a heavy enough sleeper you can wrap a string around his wrist and mark where it meets to get a close estimate and then talk to a jeweler about what that corresponds to
Before we go any further, how tight does your husband wear his watch? To a lot of people it’s really particular. If we’re guessing use a string and try to match his current habits, if not have a slightly taught string around his wrist and measure.
Or borrow his current watch.
His current watches are about 6.5 inches if I measure the bracelet and not the watch face.
Does he have dress shirts in the closet? The cuff should fasten comfortably around the wrist and not slip over the width of his palm, right?
Alternatively, get him a watch and a little tool kit to resize it himself. My smartwatch came with a resizing tool kit and I love that little hammer which I can use to bang out the pins and resize it. Only needed to do it twice till now but so glad I had the option to do it myself rather than having to get a jeweler to do it.
Little hammers are fun!
He loves his watch kit. I suppose I could get a 9 inch watch bracelet, which is extreme overkill.
Does he wear a watch usually? You could measure that if so.
Even if it’s not a fixed size, you could tell by the wear on the band what the size is
you could tell by the wear on the band what the size is
how do I do this?
Sort of depends on the material, look for a line thats worn where the buckle rides, or if one of the holes is a bit mis shaped from use. Might be signs of dirtier or cleaner spots.
First, try love handcuffs on him and note how they fit.
