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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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    Two joints and no snacks? Ain’t no way I’m sleeping like that dawg, I’d be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.

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      Fun fact, if you do OPs strategy for long enough you can completely eliminate having any kind of appetite.

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        never heard of this. how does that work?

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          I don’t know what the biological mechanism is. But if you talk to doctors or nurses that work in high volume general medicine like an Urgent Care or ER, they are bound to have anecodotes. Sometimes it comes with CHS, not sure if it’s actually related or a coincidence.

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        Wait for real?

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          Yeah. Don’t do it, having an appetite is important. It will ruin your relationship with food.

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      I would be so messed up… I did it once and feinted… I saw light at the end of a tunnel and only to be slapped back to life.

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    bro, smokin 2 j’s to myself and thinking that i’m not about to create a goblin concoction of whatever i can toss in a bowl or eat straight from the jar, is downright silly. absolutely whimsical thinking. in a state like that, i’ll eat anything remotely edible

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      Hmmm… edibles

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        Mmmm… Goblin…

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    I don’t understand how you’re supposed to go to bed without eating a sandwich first, with a bunch of salty, crunchy chips, followed by something chocolatey, then a bunch of other stuff, oh shit, it’s 1:30 am, I have to go to bed…

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    Two days ago I got so high celebrating blue Texas that I felt bad for sad Trump losing so hard

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      I have never been that high in my entire life.

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      If I wasn’t on call I would’ve popped edibles until I was spinning after that election.

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    Shmoke and a pancake?

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      Crepe and a bong?

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    someone should make a sub where the gimmick is that you can only post while high and we debate about random high thoughts

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      We could call it /c/treehouse

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        Treehouse is the name of a cyberspace hangout in the scifi series Otherland by Tad Williams, just popped back in my mind how good and more and more relevant that series is. Should give it a reread…

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      I thought that’s what we were already doing. Isn’t that what social media is for?

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    I never thought I’d see an America where weed was cheaper than food, but here we are.

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    Smoke 2 joints in the morning

    Smoke 2 joints at night

    Smoke 2 joints in the afternoon

    Makes me feel alright…

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      I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, then I smoke 2 joints.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Oh, my daddy he once told me, “son, you be hard working man”

    My mama she once told me, “son, you do the best you can”

    But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said

    “Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head”

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      And now I’ve got that guitar solo in my head. Hell yeah

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    SmOke tWo JoInTs : https://youtu.be/BbcHEZ9adkM

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      I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints

      And then i smoke two more

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        I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every 10,000 points

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          I smoke two Joints

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      Here’s to you, Bradley

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        Possibly the oldest I’ve ever felt was realizing that the baby in the Santeria video is now in his thirties and the singer of the band

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          “I ain’t got no crystal ball”

          It gets a lot worse when you saw those fuckers live in concert more than once, and now you’re wondering what that means about how old you are now…

          Edit: I already went through a solid 10 years of trying to reconcile Bradley and the bands affect and influence on my personal heroin addiction. I think I finally came to terms with that around 2007 or so, a few years after I finally kicked

          I took all of that very personally

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            Pool Shark hits real weird for you I bet

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              I don’t want to disappoint you, but I don’t know what that is

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                A song about Brad’s heroin addiction

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                  Oh, didn’t know you were referring to the song. Sorry.

                  But… Aren’t they all kinda about his heroin addiction?

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    I stopped smoking weed because my lady is super straight-edge no-nonsense etc. I got so fucking fat since then.

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      You fat push over, get out there and live your life, take a walk bra. Edited the word bro to bra ;)

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    Just remember that not everyone reacts the same to substances. If it isn’t for you, then it isn’t for you.

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      Can it be for me then?

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    2 joints

    Humongous platter of various veggies and fruits and salad with low cal dressings.

    Like just so much produce.

    Become a plant

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    It sounds fun but two joints back to back is gonna make me super paranoid lol

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      90s joints hit different

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        For real. Can we have 90s weed again? I want to puff on a joint all evening and get a good buzz, not be spun out of my gourd.

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          Idk bout your area but if you shop around your local dispo’s (assuming a legal state) you can still find older strains for sale that lab test under 15%THC. They’re way nicer to smoke over longer periods than the industrial 25-30%THC stuff most places push now.

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            My local dispo has joints with 9% THC and 11% CBD, and I swear, it’s just like the 90s shit

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              I’m gonna have to look for this!

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            The best part is the low THC content weed is usually cheaper than the “one puff will blow your brains out your butthole” variety.

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          Try cutting it with lavender or camomile. Less weed per toke, good tasting filler that relaxes you.

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            This is pro advice, agreed

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            Raspberry leaf or mugwort makes for a good filler too. Won’t do anything extra but they smoke nice

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            Very interesting. I love chamomile tea, does smoking it have similar effects?

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              I find it does. Though, it is with weed so yaknow.

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          That’s what I grew up smoking in highschool lol some of the shit they make today leaves me curled up shivering under a blanket… Lately I’ve been making a drink with that new Cheech and Chong “Judges Stash” and Crystal Light. I sip on it for a while and it just mellows me out after work

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          I remember back in the 90s reading that the weed then was vastly more potent than weed from the 60s

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            I think you’re right. My dad tells me stories about back in the 70s at parties, the people who were smoking weed were smoking joints all night like they were cigarettes and just getting a good buzz. That’s what I want.

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          I learned recently that most modern marijuana strains have essentially the maximum amount of THC that is physically possible (about 30 wt% of dry flower), and now the main differentiator between strains is the turpene content. There are many different kinds of terpenes, and they result in significantly different experience profiles. Here is a leafy link with more info: https://www.leafly.com/news/strains-products/top-cannabis-strains-and-terpenes

          Humulene has an appetite suppressant effect, but it is rarely the dominant terpene.

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          Meanwhile here I’m getting angry reading complaints from potheads who don’t have to spin the roulette as to whether they’re gonna be couch-bound or bouncing around on any given day.

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    At a certain point it’s diminishing returns

    How much higher are you really going to get after smoking a whole joint

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      I don’t know but I’m willing to do the research

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        I, too, volunteer for this study. For science!

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      narrator : despite the yound adventurer being giraffes balls, they sought to become bird titties.

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      I have a friend who has an incredibly high tolerance, and has not taken a break for years. She rolls the meanest joints, and I have personally witnessed her light up a second one roughly 10 minutes after she finished the first. She’s rarely buzzed.

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        Your friend has a problem

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          I didn’t think that statement was needed, but yes.

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      Double

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      We’ll never know if we don’t try it!

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