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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

And it's not unsettling at all

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And it's not unsettling at all

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • blackberry28@sh.itjust.works
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    Because different teeth serve different purposes. That’s why canines, incisors and molars all look different from each other.

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    Redundancy. You lose less by cracking one tooth than by cracking a “chewing plate”.

    Also, don’t post AI slop here. You should know better, @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I usually wouldn’t, but it was funny… =(

      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        sorry you have to renounce the mantle, you are not worthy of Picard.

      • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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        Meme comic panel of Batman breaking apart a gun and saying, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.

      • eepydeeby@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Thats how they get you, bud. It’s Never Slop, not Never Slop Unless Its Funny. Never means never! ❤️‍🔥

        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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          I always knew the devil would get me by making me laugh.

      • bold_omi@lemmy.today
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        It would be better to have drawn a sketch of the concept or just post the text without an image. :/

      • hansolo@lemmy.today
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        It’s OK. How else were you supposed to get this terrifying image?

        • Sludgeyy@lemmy.world
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          Honestly shitposting is better with AI. Someone is going to get chewing plates randomly when they go to design a “Perfect Human” because an AI will see this image and “think”, ha I don’t have to do 32 individual teeth to be perfect.

          An anti-ai team that trains the models poorly is better than an anti-ai team that just whines on the bench.

        • OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Photoshop/Gimp clone brush and 30 seconds. Copy a section of tooth and clone it evenly across the mouth, add a bit of blur for smoothing rough pixel transitions.

        • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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          ✏️

  • MBM@lemmy.world
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    Is Lemmy okay with AI shitposts now?

    • eepydeeby@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      My heart sinks when I see slop here, but rises again when the comments call it out and make it clear its not cool

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      I hope not, but it does seem to be every second post as I scroll all. Maybe this is my cue to give up my last form of social media.

      Edit: I just saw who posted this. Yeah, it’s all over.

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    Gimme that beak life for crushing seeds and nuts

  • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Until you break a tooth and you suddenly have 50% fewer intact teeth.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    In the gaps are sharp corners that help you incise food.

    Also, yeah, if one breaks or goes foul, extraction isn’t as difficult.

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      some shark have teeth like that, but they have the ability to regenerate the whole set at once. or like rodents or rabbits that keep growing, so you almost never get cavaties anyways, as its also reinforced.

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    I want to kiss them. What does it feel like? If the teeth look like that the tongue is probably different too.

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      You mean the 32 tongue strips?

      Unless she had her wisdom tongues removed.

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        This is the info I need to know!

        Is it good to kiss? Is it bad to kiss?

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          Can she use one of them to sound me while the others wrap around my balls to hold me in place?

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            I was holding back on the horny posting because I’ve had a few beers.

            YES!!!

            Can one of those tongues reach my ass?

            So many questions, so few answers.

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    How about 1 big hair follicle? Everybody gets to choose where theirs grows from 😆

    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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      Youd be a unicorn.

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      that is basically what a horn is

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      I had one like this in my beard once, it felt like 4 fused together. It was actually quite painful, both before and after extraction.

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        I have these quite often and have to pull them out. Feel like those are connecting straight to the nerve endings

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    Imagine how unsettling 32 badly organized teeth would look if you were used to this.

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    Yeah, single point of failure seems like a great idea, Jesus nut my mouth!

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      Also

      • the shape of our various teeth serve important purposes
      • teeth move slightly when you bite and chew in order to compensate for the forces
      • teeth move around as your jaw changes shape when growing up
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        Thanks, Erica.

      • funkë (they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Not mine - I was in a skateboarding accident now my teeth are screwed into my jaw 😛

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          You fucked your teeth and now you’re screwed?

    • oneser@lemmy.zip
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      My teeth are itchy now.

      • fartographer@lemmy.world
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        Scratch them against each other

    • we are all@crazypeople.online
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      are you asking for Jesus to nut in your mouth? or is there a nut called a Jesus nut that you want to eat. like does it yell out daddy while you eat it?

      either way pretty commandy for the chrizzy.

      also, a Jesus nut could be considered the second coming.

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        If you want a Jesus-nut you’re gonna have to find yourself a helicopter.

        • John Doe@lemmy.world
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          <br>Here’s some art that I drew by hand :)

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      Came to say, I’ll keep the modular design thanks much.

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      If you only have a single point of failure, then you know where the failure will occur, thus rendering preventive measures easier

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      Yeah but no more flossing. It’s a tradeoff.

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    Why is this so gross to me?

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      It’s the layers of teeth

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    TECHNICALLY some animals have these, but aren’t they pretty much only for crushing hard shit or something like that? Also for non-vegan diets it’s a bit of an horror story, no? As we have various teeth for various parts of eating like cutting, ripping and grinding.

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      Yes, birds have this, minus the lips. Usually.

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      turtle 🐢

      also, I saw a gopher tortoise at my neighborhoods park yesterday. I love turtles, shame I don’t see more of them 😞

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      It’s basically a beak

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    Looks like onion slices.

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    This is a dentist’s nightmare.

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      Imagine getting that sucker pulled!

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        I had 12 pulled in total (baby teeth and molars)

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