If anyone out there is self conscious about this, remember: you should only be embarrassed by sounds that come out of your mouth when in the bathroom. If you’re grunting and sighing in the stall you need immediate medical attention or a gag. Pull it together
People grunting in the stall next to me is definitely worse than poop and fart noises. I already know the mechanics of the situation, I don’t want inklings of the personal narrative around it…
If anyone out there is self conscious about this, remember: you should only be embarrassed by sounds that come out of your mouth when in the bathroom. If you’re grunting and sighing in the stall you need immediate medical attention or a gag. Pull it together
People grunting in the stall next to me is definitely worse than poop and fart noises. I already know the mechanics of the situation, I don’t want inklings of the personal narrative around it…
This leads us to a horrible would-you-rather: sounds of pain and discomfort, or pleasure and satisfaction?
To think… this is how I find out I’m a bad person lol.
My thinking brain knows that happy sounds are better. But my feeling brain just says “nope, I’d rather hear their pain”.
Not who I want to be, but here we are. Got some work to do.