The poor kitty, but what a perfect picture. Like a hand drawn vampire kitty.

It’s angry because it’s missing the olive

I said stirred, not shaken.

If u try to drink it you will taste blood (yours)

I don’t know any cat that likes those cones, but this is the first one i see that is one with the dark side, full of hate, rage and fury

Just give me one little chance

“I’ll fucking kill you! You traitor! You disloyal bitch! When I get out of this abominable binding you’re deader than your mom, your mom who’s burning in hell! I hate you! You’re actually already dead to me!”

as soon as the cone comes off:

“You’re a dick. don’t touch me. what’s for dinner”

I make light but what a poor kitty that looks so stressful

Ah, yes, the MADtini.

Awwwww 🥹🥹