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10 days agoYou’d think they’d call me Elon, builder of space internet… but you fuck ONE child!


You’d think they’d call me Elon, builder of space internet… but you fuck ONE child!
You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same
One day you will pull somebody’s finger for the last time and one day you will have somebody pull your finger for the last time too so you should really carpe the daylight while the sun shines you might say


Dang that must suck to be a fake president of 2 places


It is often said that to truly be president of a place you must walk among the people unguarded to show that you’re in charge and not a big wuss
True story, I said this to my dad once and he corrected me that it’s “the LOVE of money…” so that I wouldn’t become a filthy pinko commie


Too on-the-nose to call these “Trumped up charges”?
One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop